Gene Hackman

[TheDope]

God, I hate being Bill Gates' proctologist....

[Neville]

Just a few more tweaks and the toilet paper will dispense itself at my command.

[soylentgreen]

Now I've got that little commode smuggler cornered.
It's time to go Horatio Nelson on his toilet-bowl sailing ass!  Nice and Tidy!

[fremontflyer]

As you can see, it's not easy making the dress for nuclear boy. Yeah, I'll be questing for peace with a magazine here in a minute.

[Mr. DS]

"I don't care what the wife says, I really need to find a better place to put my diecast models together..."

[Terf]

The ultimate in manliness: a toilet equipped with "power" tools! Now you can take a dump and adjust that thing-a-ma-jig at the same time!

[Neville]

Mental note: Next time, don't buy toilets at Ikea.

[AndyC]

He's the man they call for clogs no other plumber can handle.

[Flangepart]

I told her, what ever ya do, don't get the 'automatic wipe' feature on the new john, but noooo...

[Justy]

The first one on the block. There is nothing like the cool refreshment of a bidet.

[Inferno]

Hackman was called out after a pet toilet went out of control in a suburban family home.
After trying the mouth down (also known as the SEAT) he proceeded to neuter the toilet.

[Joe the Destroyer]

"I paid good money for this.  He'd better be a real German this time."

[Yaddo 42]

Put the seat down! Put the seat down! I'll show her!

[retrorussell]

Damn.. all these tools at my disposal and I STILL can't figure out how to get the lid to come up!

[paula]

"um, dude, you are really going to try torturing THAT??"

"is it safe?  is it safe??"