Favorite Mis-heard lyrics

[trekgeezer]

Grand Funk Railroad's American Band

"Up all night with Freddy King,

I've got tell you hooker's insane"

The last line should be, "I've got to tell you poker's his thing."

[Rev. Powell]

I'm told the Rolling Stones "Tumbling Dice" starts out:

"Women think I'm tasty, but they're always tryin' to waste me
And make me burn the candle right down,
But baby, baby, I don't need no jewels in my crown."

To me it still sounds like:

"Bleed me think a person always kinda worse than make me find the devil at nine.  Baby, am-scray, don't need no Jews in my frown."