Strange dream involving....ANDREW?!

KYGOTC · March 04, 2008, 01:40:16 PM

Last night I had this strange dream where I met Andrew, (Ya know, as in the guy who runs this site?) but he was a blonde girl in her 20s! We were going to some b-movie convention in Chicago or Jersey or something like that. He/she asked me to park his/her car and I competely trashed it as well as a few other cars surrounding me. I don't remember much besides that.

I guess it just goes to show that I'm spending FAR to much of my free time on the internet.

Menard · March 05, 2008, 02:16:18 AM

Quote from: KYGOTC on March 04, 2008, 01:40:16 PM
Last night I had this strange dream where I met Andrew, (Ya know, as in the guy who runs this site?) but he was a blonde girl in her 20s! We were going to some b-movie convention in Chicago or Jersey or something like that. He/she asked me to park his/her car and I comlpetely trashed it as well as a few other cars surrounding me. I don't remember much besides that.

I'm still laughing at that.

Just to be on the safe side, I think you should refer to Andrew regularly as he/she. I think he/she would appreciate it.

Ash · March 05, 2008, 07:32:14 AM

Menard...
Why don't you come out of the closet and just re-register!?

Quit screwing around dude!

Trevor · March 05, 2008, 09:23:22 AM

QuoteMenard...
Why don't you come out of the closet and just re-register!? Quit screwing around dude!

I agree with Ash: we are missing you here, Doctor. I was even tempted to use your avatar the other day as I'm getting sick of seeing my own face, but I said: "No, that avatar is Menard's to use." That prevented me as well as the fact that my ass may be kicked if I do use it.

Come back, please, we miss you!

Trevor · March 05, 2008, 09:36:44 AM

Okayyyyy......[trevor glances over his shoulder nervously, switches avatar from own yuck ugly face to Menard's avatar.............]

Knock knock......who's there?
Trevor's butt, about to be kicked.

Andrew · March 05, 2008, 12:07:28 PM

Every now and then a thread's title worries me. Usually, I click through and it's just the poster, messing with us. This is one of those times when the actual message is even more alarming than the title.

I can assure you that I am not an attractive 20-year-old blonde female. To my knowledge, modern medicine could not transform me into such - even if there was a doctor crazy enough to kidnap me and try it.

And, of course, this is the thread that would make Menard say hello.

Patient7 · March 05, 2008, 05:52:07 PM

Why does everyone accuse Menard, KYGOTC's the one dreaming about Andrew.

Menard · March 05, 2008, 09:52:50 PM

I did read Ash's post before it was removed.

To anybody else who read it, don't worry; that's Ash's way of saying 'howdy doo' and trying to get a response.

Quote from: Andrew on March 05, 2008, 12:07:28 PM
I can assure you that I am not an attractive 20-year-old blonde female. To my knowledge, modern medicine could not transform me into such...

Actually, one of the Bond girls (small part, but forget which movie) had been a man who went through a sex change. She was featured in either Playboy or Penthouse. So there is still hope for you, Andrew. Keep up your spirits

(so to speak).

Trevor · March 06, 2008, 02:31:49 AM

Dr Menard is referring to Caroline Cossey http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caroline_Cossey who was a Bond girl in For Your Eyes Onlyand was also featured in Playboy.

She was born Barry Cossey but she is truly a stunner.

KYGOTC · March 06, 2008, 11:53:26 AM

Quote from: Trevor on March 06, 2008, 02:31:49 AM

Dr Menard is referring to Caroline Cossey http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caroline_Cossey who was a Bond girl in For Your Eyes Onlyand was also featured in Playboy.

She was born Barry Cossey but she is truly a stunner.

......So he's a DOCTOR now?

Trevor · March 07, 2008, 08:23:40 AM

Hi, KYGOTC.

That's my name for him. I asked Menard where he got his screen name from and he said he took it from the character that Richard Johnson plays in Lucio Fulci's Zombie 2. I checked it out and the character is called Dr David Menard.

So I always call the man Dr Menard in honour of that.

Menard · September 28, 2008, 12:54:14 AM

Just in case anybody has not read about the dream, let's bring it up again; much to Andrew's lament.

Here's to that 20 something blonde bombshell

ghouck · September 28, 2008, 10:43:41 AM

Quote from: Andrew on March 05, 2008, 12:07:28 PM

I can assure you that I am not an attractive 20-year-old blonde female.

You're so modest Andrea, I'm sure there are a lot of people that find you attractive.

Andrew · September 28, 2008, 10:52:10 AM

Quote from: ghouck on September 28, 2008, 10:43:41 AM
Quote from: Andrew on March 05, 2008, 12:07:28 PM

I can assure you that I am not an attractive 20-year-old blonde female.

You're so modest Andrea, I'm sure there are a lot of people that find you attractive.

I should point out that I am currently attached to a combat engineer battalion, and we will be supporting a construction project in Alaska. I could be a part of the detachment going; so you might not be as safe up there as you think.

Menard · September 28, 2008, 11:00:22 AM

Quote from: Andrew on September 28, 2008, 10:52:10 AM
I should point out that I am currently attached to a combat engineer battalion, and we will be supporting a construction project in Alaska. I could be a part of the detachment going; so you might not be as safe up there as you think.

Kind of brings up memories of Cheri Caffaro on skies in Girls Are For Loving.

You go Andrea...you go girl.