Favorite movie quote.

[Killer Bees]

"I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot." -Erik Estrada in CAGED FURY.

Oh wow.  That's the best quote I've read in a long time *lmao*

[Torgo]

"AVENGE ME!!!!!"



From Red Dawn.

A very quick and simple line but it's the way that Harry Dean Stanton says it which makes me roll laughing. My friends and I say this to each other over the phone all the time before hanging up.

[HappyGilmore]

"Oh my God, he's got an afro!"- Terror Firmer

"I've seen the Exorcist 167 times, and it keeps getting funnier, every time I see it."- Beetlejuice

[indianasmith]

"Here endeth the lesson."  Sean Connery, THE UNTOUCHABLES

[Chupacabras]

Flies and the undead go together like bullets and guns.  -  Edgar Frog

[RCMerchant]

 "Charlie-We're in Hell!"
"Yeah-ain't it groovy?"-from the documentary MANSON (1971)

" I am a law unto myself!" -Bela Lugosi in the Raven.

" Soon you will be as big as a giant! Or-like all the others....DEAD!"-Bela,again,in BRIDE of the MONSTER.

'To die-to be really dead-that must be glourious!" Lugosi-(again! Seeing a pattern here,mebbe?) in DRACULA.

'I yam whats I yam!"-Popeye

[AndyC]

I love that quote from Bride of the Monster. Reminds me of the good old days when a scientist could build a machine with a specific function based on nothing whatsoever.

"This photo enlarger should turn you into a giant, although so far I've only managed to kill people with it."

[ghouck]

"Because you're stupid!  Stupid, stupid, stupid!!!" -- Need I credit this?

For some of us not so movie savvy like myself, yea, you kinda do. . .:)

[RCMerchant]

"Because you're stupid!  Stupid, stupid, stupid!!!" -- Need I credit this?

For some of us not so movie savvy like myself, yea, you kinda do. . .:)

PLAN 9 from OUTER  SPACE !!!! 

...found a compilation of some of the best lines....

http://youtube.com/watch?v=oHRq80QNnJM

[HappyGilmore]

"If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis."

"That kids gotta think, when you lose a pet, you don't look for an hour and give up.  You get off your ass and find that f**kin dog!"

Billy Madison

[BixDugan]

@RCMerchant

Nice. I have the Legend DVD of Plan 9, and they took all those scenes containing poor gun safety, but added some special effects to show why you shouldn't point at something you're not going to shoot at. Funny.

[asimpson2006]

"No one laughs at a master of Quack Fu!" Howard T. Duck in Howard the Duck.
"All right everybody, drop your tacos or I'll blow your brains out." - Leroy in The Toxic Avenger.

[Allhallowsday]

There are so many great lines, I have a hard time sticking to one. 
Though I'm particularly fond of KARLOFF's line in BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN: "Hate living... Love dead..."  This one, uttered by FRANK MORGAN, is perhaps my favorite:
"...Remember, my sentimental friend, that a heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others."

[Zapranoth]

"They're eating her!  .... And then they're gonna eat ME! ....  OHMYGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-DUH!"     (Do I have to say it?)

What, no Army of Darkness?

"Gimmesomesugarbaby."

"Good, bad... I'm the guy with the gun."

That "I'm so wired" line from Shark Attack 3 just about made me fall out of my chair onto my face, paralyzed with laughter, when I heard it the first time.  That is just awesomely bad.

And, from the greatest of all the Westerns in my opinion (Unforgiven):

"Who is the fellow who owns this s**thole?"

"He should have armed himself.. if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend."

and of course,

"Deserve's got nothin' to do with it."

[Rev. Powell]

"Deserve's got nothin' to do with it."

Good one, I spontaneously spit that line out any time I hear anyone say someone deserves something.

Another favorite I don't think has been mentioned yet:

"I'm just a head, and you're whatever you are, but together we're strong!" (THE BRAIN THAT WOULDN'T DIE)