The horror that is Rot Ultra's Epilepsy Minor

[RotUltraFilms]

Ladies and Gentlemen, Circus freaks and inebriated hamster mutants.  Large, sentient bowls of gelatin....I present to you....the one, the only:

ROT ULTRA'S EPILEPSY MINOR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wO84-zWDqo

See, me and my friends make movies.....horrible, horrible movies that give everyone brain seizures, and well....I thought I would be kind of enough to spam your message board with the awfulness that is my creation.

But please, understand good citizens....I had to do this!  For if I did not explode your eyeballs that is the sheer, WRETCHED AWESOMENESS, that is Epilepsy Minor.....then, who would?

Santa Claus?  The Easter Bunny?  Uwe Boll?

No, gentlemen.  These are but figments of your imagination.  No, the time has come!  And you may hate and despise me for it....you may leave your little comments saying "uninspired", "boring", or "That's not an actual herpes incrusted moose"......but please know, that did this for you.  Only you.....

......and the millions and millions of dollars, I'll be making once this is sold.

(BWHAHAHA-HA!......yeah, right)

Anyway, I guess that's it.  Have at it gentlemen.  I eagerly await for you to tear me and my movie into a million pieces.

Hugs and Kisses
- Zero Fred

[RotUltraFilms]

Oh, just in case any of you crazy kids doesn't have youtube account:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wO84-zWDqo