Free Karma!!!

[Patient7]

I am willing to give karma to ANYBODY!  Just contribute anything at all that's worth posting.  a joke, a thought, a picture a link WHAT-EVEEEER!

[indianasmith]

What's worse than 10 dead babies in one garbage can?


One dead baby in 10 garbage cans!

[Joe the Destroyer]

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

[Zapranoth]

What's black, sits in a tree, and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun!

[raj]

What's black or white, and red all over?
A baby in the corner with a razor blade.

What's blue and sits in a corner?
A baby with a plastic bag.

What's green and sits in a corner?
Same baby a couple of weeks later.

[Patient7]

Allright, day one and three karma points dished out.  Come people I'm GIVING it away.

That sounded really innapropriate when I said it.

[ER]

When the sea is calm, all ships alike show mastery in sailing.

[CheezeFlixz]

How do you make a dead baby float?

Two scoops of ice cream, a 7-Up and 1 dead baby.

[Joe the Destroyer]

What's the best way to get a baby into a blender?
Feet first.

What's the best way to get a baby out of the blender?
With chips.

[Doc Daneeka]

parapsycrazyologist
NOT JUST A PSYCHO-ANALYST

SHE LIKES TO TALK ABOUT THE DEAD
AND WEIRD, ODD NOTIONS IN HER HEAD
WITH HOPES SOMEONE WILL AGREE
OF THE AWESOME POWER OF THE PSYCHE

AND DANCING IN THE BLOOD
OF ALL THE UNBELIEVERS
SHE'LL TAKE OVER THE WORLD
WITH SEVERAL MEAT CLEAVERS

I mean.. she... uh...

She'd like to make a special toast,
to Bigfoot, E.T., the Holy Ghost,
angels, demons, Lucifer,
God, sleep paralysis, that's Jennifer
spon-tane-ous human combustion,
alien -- or strange abductions
electronic voice phenomenon
dead recordings from your Mom
remote viewing and spoon bending
the Apocalypse, the world is ending
psychic readings unexplained
attic man who was once hanged
lights and orbs up in the sky
the whole planet has gone awry
the whole planet has gone awry
the whole planet has gone awry
the whole planet has gone awry

PARAPSYCRAZYOLOGIST
She'll rule you all with an iron fist!


PARAPSYCRAZYOLOGIST
THE YOUTUBE PARA-ANALYST
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN04t8KYkOQ

[indianasmith]

How many pancakes can you fit inside a dog house?


Thirteen, because the ice cream is frozen!   

[Pilgermann]

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies?



I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

[indianasmith]

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies?



I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Karma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's been quoted many times, but I still get funny looks from my 8th graders when I use Robert Bloch's famous line - "People say I'm cruel, but Ihave the heart of a small child.  I keep it in a jar in my desk."

[Trevor]

 

Doctor: "Have you ever looked at your wife's face during intercourse?"
Patient: "Yeah, once. She looked real angry."
Doctor: "Why? What was she doing?"
Patient: "She was looking through the window."

[Doc Daneeka]

Something for St. Patrick's day!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVfxrSGfXN0