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the Most one-sided fights in b-movies history.

Started by KYGOTC, March 15, 2008, 04:44:17 PM

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The one that comes imedietly to mind for me is one of the fights in Jason X where Jason stuffs those girls in a sleeping bag and hits it against a tree!

Any others???
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Not a B movie, but the one that pops into my head is Indiana Jones.  Some bad guy is doing all these fancy moves with his bullwhip, you think there's a huge fight coming up, but Indy just plugs him with his revolver  :cheers:

There was another one in Jason takes Manhattan, where that kid is doing all these kung fu moves and smackin' Jason about 100 times.  Jason hits him once and knocks his head clean off.

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Hmm... those were pretty good. One that comes to my mind was what happened to the Creature from the Black Lagoon in Monster Squad... he's mangling humans left and right, snapping necks like a pro- then some random guy plugs him with one round from a shotgun and he's out of commission! I think he does the merman equivilant of "Rosebud" before dying  :tongueout:

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This is (Again) another "a-movie" in more than one sense I'm sure, but I believe the final showdown in ENTER THE DRAGON definitely qualifies for the sheer amount of brutality Bruce Lee inflicts upon his opponent, not to mention the fact that directly before the fight easily he helps fight an entire army of unarmed incompetant guards!

My favorite little bit is probably when Lee gets the helpless Mr. Han in a reverse-headlock and smacks his face with his foot! :bouncegiggle:

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The dead vs. the living in Romero's DEAD movies.
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Steven Seagal is good at this kind of stuff. Consider:

- Seagal VS Henry Silva in "Above the law".

- Seagal VS Michael Caine in "On dangerous ground"

or

- Seagal VS William Forsythe in "Out for justice".
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Bonehead-XL

Also an A-movie, but how about "Commando?" Ar-nold in his prime versus a short, sweaty, mustacheo guy in leather. Yeah, that's fair.

Neville

And Van Damme's "Double Impact" too. The final enemy is an aging Asian businessman. They have him use a cane with an stiletto, but he's still no match for the muscles from Brussels.
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KYGOTC

Quote from: Newt on March 27, 2008, 07:56:41 AM
Bambi Meets Godzilla.  1969

HAHAHAHA!! WHAT?? HA! WHAATT?! Seriously? THat EXISTS?!
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Not only does Bambi Meets Godzilla exist, but there's a sequel wherein Bambi exacts some revenge --
Both of these films used to be staples of college stoner-film-fests.

Jaws/Richard Kiel used to rough up James Bond fairly mercilessly -- oh, yeah, Bond always got the upper hand because he's Bond, but still I thought the deck pretty one-sided.

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Quote from: KYGOTC on March 15, 2008, 04:44:17 PM
The one that comes imedietly to mind for me is one of the fights in Jason X where Jason stuffs those girls in a sleeping bag and hits it against a tree!

Any others???

If I am recalling the same scene as you it was only one girl. The funny thing about that scene is that it completely ad libbed. Kane Hodder (I believe) was so angry at screwing up the shot that he just picked up the sleeping bag and bashed it against the tree.

My favorite one-sided fight is in The Empire Strikes Back when the AT-ATs are attacking the Hoth base.
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KYGOTC

Quote from: Justy on March 29, 2008, 05:18:54 PM
Quote from: KYGOTC on March 15, 2008, 04:44:17 PM
The one that comes imedietly to mind for me is one of the fights in Jason X where Jason stuffs those girls in a sleeping bag and hits it against a tree!

Any others???

If I am recalling the same scene as you it was only one girl. The funny thing about that scene is that it completely ad libbed. Kane Hodder (I believe) was so angry at screwing up the shot that he just picked up the sleeping bag and bashed it against the tree.



Really? Whered you find that out?
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