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Ronald McDonald

Started by Ash, March 29, 2008, 06:00:54 AM

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BlackAngel75

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As a dejected Ronald was walking down the the street, he was heard mummbling this line:  "One of these days, Jared.  One of these days, Jared.  When I find you, I'll stuff a sack of 10 down your stinkin' throat!"
We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
-Betty White at the William Shatner Roast

fremontflyer

"<mumble><mumble> stupid Supersize Me documentary <mumble><mumble>...."

Justy





Yeah that's right the McDLT was my idea! Mine dammit... too good for you lousy bastards.


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"Hey that's great, but who're the Chefs?"
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nada

"So what ever happened to CarrotTop?"

HarlotBug3





Jack balls? I got yer Jack balls right here kids...


"Do you have something against droppings?" "Well, no, I..." "Sure, everyone says that till they step in it."

CheezeFlixz




Sadly the American icon Ronald McDonald job was finally outsourced to China. In this recent file photo, Mr. McDonald was heard mumbling McFired Rice my ass.


sprite75



Hey you kids!  Why the hell don't you take a picture, it'll last longer!
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

jdlarch

One taste of his new McCrack sandwich and Ronald was headed down the wrong path. Since he lost his job he has to pay for his next fix somehow...that's why his revised count of "753 Served" doesn't mean hamburgers. He only hopes the cigarettes will take some of the taste out of his mouth.
Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.

ghouck

Duuuuh, , , We call crappy jobs "McJobs" for a REASON, , Did he really think he was going to be able to make an honest living and a secure future?
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

HarlotBug3

Quote from: jdlarch on June 22, 2008, 02:31:57 PM
One taste of his new McCrack sandwich and Ronald was headed down the wrong path. Since he lost his job he has to pay for his next fix somehow...that's why his revised count of "753 Served" doesn't mean hamburgers. He only hopes the cigarettes will take some of the taste out of his mouth.

:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: karma
"Do you have something against droppings?" "Well, no, I..." "Sure, everyone says that till they step in it."