Superhero Movie (some spoilage)

[clockworkcanary]

Watch this movie if you want to rewatch Spiderman with fart jokes and necrophelia gags inserted.  I was hoping for a group of superheroes to poke fun at but we really get a Spiderman rehash centered on Dragonfly, a more geeky version of Peter Parker.  About the only time I got a laugh was when Steven Hawkings was on screen, and after about the third time in the movie even that got old. 

Not much fun poked at X-men (very little), barely anything on the Fantastic Four, and a smidget of Batman (not a funny part either).  Hell, if they really wanted a superhero parody, they could have easily made fun of Batman and Robin, Daredevil, Catwoman, and even made some references to the original Superman and Superman II, but no -we get none of that.  We get this lazy attempt that follows in the footsteps of Date Movie and Epic Movie.

Go see this one if you'd like to see five minutes of Aunt May farting in your face.

[AnubisVonMojo]

Go see this one if you'd like to see five minutes of Aunt May farting in your face.

Really? Wow, in Japan they make you pay a LOT more than the price of a movie ticket for that! 

[SynapticBoomstick]

Oh, what a shocker

[Hammock Rider]

Lazy is the operative word here my friends. It's another one of their non-efforts. I watched it because it has "Super-hero" in the title and that's all a sucker like me needs to get sucked in. But it's really not worth it. The humor is beyond shallow and unoriginal. I'm sure Pam Anderson was included just so they could feature her in the trailer. They didn't even parody "Emo-Parker" which should have been a prime target for anyone who knows and likes comic book movies.  The only amusing aspect of the movie is that Tracey morgan played Professor X. That's kinda funny. Other wise super-Hero is a Super-ZERO.( See what I did there?)

[odinn7]

I took my daughter to see it because she loves Drake Bell...I chuckled at a few things but overall it sucked. She was happy though because she got to see Drake doing something other than Drake and Josh.

[HappyGilmore]

I wanted to see it, if only cause I felt the trailer looked stronger than the ones for Date, Epic, and Spartans. 

Plus, I liked the part where Tracy Morgan says, "Cover your mouth, Sneezo."

Beyond that, I kinda want to see it.

[Terf]

I'd certainly prefer seeing this than "Meet the Spartans", but I'm sure it's mostly a waste of time.