Eye Sucker

[redsneaker]

Karma to who guesses film and who makes a good funny caption.

[indianasmith]

I TOLD you to keep an eye out for me!!!!



(Sorry, but that one had to be said!)

[AnubisVonMojo]

From Beyond

and my caption: "Uhm, which country did you say you're the '2007 Make-Out Champion' of again?"

[Andrew]

Dr. Eva Krankheit's attempt to lobotomize a dangerous mental patient took a fateful turn when she accidentally stimulated his neural "love nest."

[AnubisVonMojo]

"I don't mean to tell you how to do your job Jim, but I'm pretty sure this isn't the proper way to perform CPR!"

[SynapticBoomstick]

Eye candy!

[indianasmith]

Eye candy!

That was cornier than mine!  Karma!!

[Mr. DS]

General Hospital sure has gotten violent over the years. 

[redsneaker]

H.M.O...nuff said

[TheDope]

French kissing was, sadly, never Stanley's forté, especially after the lobotomy.

[Inferno]

From the legendary Denis Leary:
"THIS GUY'S HEAD WOULD MAKE AN EXCELLENT BONG!"

[sideorderofninjas]

The patient felt it was necessary to remove his doctor's cataract with a more homeopathic solution than surgery. 

[AndyC]

From the Red Cross First Aid Manual:

Fig. 172b - When encountering an embedded object in the eye, do not attempt to remove it.

[Yaddo 42]

Just one of the reasons they never released the sequel to Young Doctors In Love.

or

Andy Dick is out of the hospital and on the make again......

[AndyC]

"Okay, we have paranoid delusions, hair loss, a protruding pineal gland, and now eye sucking. Any ideas? Oh hell, I need a vicodin."