Nazi Secret Weapon.

[Neville]

Today's caption is of unknown origin, presumably being taken from a WWII documentary.



3, 2, 1, go!

[AnubisVonMojo]

"Operation: Ass-Blaster" was a complete failure and all evidence of it's existence was destroyed... except for this single photograph, the film for which was smuggled out in a soldier's very uncomfortable place... like the back of a Volkswagen.

[asimpson2006]

Never underestimate the power of the "Rocket Ass".

[Mr. DS]

Shrek 4, Donkey's Revenge

[Neville]

"But now, with the addition of a panzerfaust, our mules will be able to attack enemy, even armored, mules from a distance."

[TheDope]

Actually, Franz didn't make a new Nazi donkey weapon; he
was just trying to draw attention away from his lederhosen.

[Flangepart]

What inspired Burt Gummer to build his own personal Panzer division.

[sideorderofninjas]

The true origin of "Kinky Kelly and the Sexy Stud."

[Inferno]

The only thing Germany needed was midget donkey jockeys and they could have ruled the world.

[AndyC]

"OK, Dr. Von Braun. He's pointed at London and ready for launch."

[Jack]

While the elite SS Panzer units got Tigers and Panthers, the regular German army got...something less.

[frank]

When Hitler outsourced his weapon developing department to non-German countries, everything went down the drain when the new assigned scientists took his request for a "real bad-ass weapon" all too literally....

[AndyC]

When Hitler outsourced his weapon developing department to non-German countries, everything went down the drain when the new assigned scientists took his request for a "real bad-ass weapon" all too literally....

The fuhrer's secretary typed a comma in place of the hyphen.

[AndyC]

Working secretly in the mountains of South America, escaped Nazi scientists turn Juan Valdez into the first of an army of super soldiers.

[flackbait]

OKaaay, its got better mobility than a tank and it doesn't need gasoline, but it keeps kicking my ass!