What has movie reviewing taught you?

[asimpson2006]

Movie reviewing has taught me a few things, though I still have yet to post any of my reviews mainly for two reasons:

1) They are too short to be anything special.
2) I'm too lazy to try and post them.

[AnubisVonMojo]

1) They are too short to be anything special.

That's the whole point of capsule reviews, sir! There's nothing wrong with stating your opinion in 60 words or less so long as there's an opinion to state.