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Who Saw Scarlet Fry's Junkfood Horrorfest

Started by Scarletfry, May 15, 2008, 07:49:12 PM

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indianasmith

There's an underground (literally underground, like in a large cave) drive-in theater on the outskirts of Terlingua, Texas where this movie is played 24/7, running forwards and then backwards, dubbed into Hebrew, Sanskrit, Latin, and that African clicking language - although the dialogue is largely drowned out by the trains passing overhead, because the drive-in cavern is located underneath the Southern Pacific's busiest section of track.   But the scene where Calico Cooper forces Pinocchio to lie until his nose punches the autodestruct button on the space station is still breathtaking in its artistic genius.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Trevor

Quote from: indianasmith on April 29, 2025, 10:08:31 PMThere's an underground (literally underground, like in a large cave) drive-in theater on the outskirts of Terlingua, Texas where this movie is played 24/7, running forwards and then backwards, dubbed into Hebrew, Sanskrit, Latin, and that African clicking language - although the dialogue is largely drowned out by the trains passing overhead, because the drive-in cavern is located underneath the Southern Pacific's busiest section of track.   But the scene where Calico Cooper forces Pinocchio to lie until his nose punches the autodestruct button on the space station is still breathtaking in its artistic genius.

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Trevor

srscinema.com has a boxed set of all SF's moovies for $29.95 😳😳😳
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indianasmith

I heard they were planning to make a JUNK FOOD HORROR FEST 2, but apparently the budget for the special effects scene where a giant space hamster swallows Air Force One with Donald Trump aboard caused investors to back out . . . and the hamster died of indigestion.
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Trevor

Quote from: indianasmith on May 21, 2025, 08:38:56 PMI heard they were planning to make a JUNK FOOD HORROR FEST 2, but apparently the budget for the special effects scene where a giant space hamster swallows Air Force One with Donald Trump aboard caused investors to back out . . . and the hamster died of indigestion.

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Quote from: AndyC on May 22, 2008, 02:40:40 PMBut was nice to see the old-school FX on that guy with the fishing pole though his head. Made me cringe.

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chainsaw midget

I know we talk alot about this movie here, but I think we all need to take a step back and admit That Crimson Baker's Fastfood Terror Jubilee is a far superior movie. 

indianasmith

Quote from: chainsaw midget on May 31, 2025, 05:18:50 AMI know we talk alot about this movie here, but I think we all need to take a step back and admit That Crimson Baker's Fastfood Terror Jubilee is a far superior movie. 

I dunno . . . the whole sequence where the rhinoceros derailed the bullet train carrying Frankenstein to Tokyo was so dimly lit it was hard to see what was happening.
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Trevor

Quote from: indianasmith on May 31, 2025, 02:54:10 PM
Quote from: chainsaw midget on May 31, 2025, 05:18:50 AMI know we talk alot about this movie here, but I think we all need to take a step back and admit That Crimson Baker's Fastfood Terror Jubilee is a far superior movie. 

I dunno . . . the whole sequence where the rhinoceros derailed the bullet train carrying Frankenstein to Tokyo was so dimly lit it was hard to see what was happening.

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I did the lighting for that scene: used a match and a half used candle. 😀😊😃
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indianasmith

What did you use for the scene where the gorilla skydived into the midget nudist colony with an AK-47 and a jar of minced garlic?

That scene was so brightly lit the colors were all washed out.  That garlic was just plain white!
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Trevor

Quote from: indianasmith on June 10, 2025, 07:50:07 PMWhat did you use for the scene where the gorilla skydived into the midget nudist colony with an AK-47 and a jar of minced garlic?

That scene was so brightly lit the colors were all washed out.  That garlic was just plain white!

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Trevor

The scene where all the ninjas break into a pizza joint at night and start collectively farting was amazing, especially with the painted on green screen 😳😉😉
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Quote from: javakoala on December 11, 2016, 08:11:15 AMI heard Scarlet Fry was trying to raise funding for his zombie version of Citizen Kane with an all dwarf cast, but he came up a bit short.



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