The Getaway

[AndyC]

Slim's baked-bean lunch starts to kick in

[Yaddo 42]

Steve and Slim react to Ally's acting while she's not looking.

or

"Gas costs how much now?!?"

[Brother Buzzard]

"I'm drivin' a truck.
Drivin' a big ol' truck.
Petal to the metal,
Hope I don't run out of luck.
Rollin' down the highway until the break of dawn,
Drivin' a truck with my high heels on."

[indianasmith]

karma to Brother Buzzard for quoting one of the funniest Weird Al songs ever!

[Flangepart]

Few people knew how bad Steve's underarm funk could really get.

[Mwa13]

Slim: "Oh, I forgot to tell ya, this is my first time drivin'! Wheeeeee!!"

Steve: "I kinda noticed!"

[Inferno]

I hate to steal Buzzard's Spotlight but:
Slim:"I'm drivin down highway fourty in my big 'ol pick up truck!
I'm drivin down highway fourty in my big 'ol pick up truck!
I'm drivin down-"
Steve:"How long are you gonna keep singing that?!"

[Brother Buzzard]

I hate to steal Buzzard's Spotlight but:

What I mean is I think that's what might be playing on the radio. Look at them: they're all cracking up laughing.

Another possibility:

"Forty shots rang out!
Forty people fell.
Patty and the killer missed each other,
But they shot that town to hell!"

[AndyC]

We could probably come up with a whole bunch of appropriate songs for this one.

"It's forty below and I don't give a f**k,
Got a heater in my truck,
And I'm off to the rodeo!"

[Phaedrusz]

How far apart are the contractions?

[jdlarch]

Taggart: I got it. I got it.
Steve: You do?
Taggart: We'll work up a "Number 6" on 'em.
Steve: "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one...
Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a whampin' and whompin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Steve: You spare the women?
Taggart: NAW. We rape the sh!t out of them at the Number 6 Dance later on.
Steve: Marvelous.

[Terf]

Whatever the sight was, it was enough to cause Wilfred Brimley (right) to gain 200 lbs and diabetes, and to give Alec Baldwin (left) a heart attack. Fortunately, Cher (who happened to be playing a cameo) was looking away at the time...



*Sorry, all the good quote concepts were taken*