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LilCerberus
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« Reply #165 on: March 09, 2019, 09:42:44 PM »

Telling the public not to panic always incites a mass panic.
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Gene Worm
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« Reply #166 on: March 10, 2019, 12:16:45 AM »

If a barrage of missiles or a giant laser can't kill a giant rubber monster, then a tiny pistol definitely can't.

Seriously, I've seen too many monster movies/shows where they'll have tanks, jets, anti-aircraft guns, laser cannons, etc. firing numerous large projectiles at the monsters only to simply bounce off. Then cut to the next scene where there are people on ground level shooting it with a god damned pistol from like at least 2000 miles away instead of just running and/or hiding like a normal person. And of course, the projectile explodes for some reason (explosive-tipped maybe?) on the monster, but still has no effect. Sometimes it's a laser pistol, but same effect really.
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"Listen, you've got to get down below. There's something coming through, and it's the nastiest looking thing yet! Some of your buddies went down there a while ago, and I haven't seen them since."
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« Reply #167 on: March 13, 2019, 06:20:47 PM »

If a barrage of missiles or a giant laser can't kill a giant rubber monster, then a tiny pistol definitely can't.

Seriously, I've seen too many monster movies/shows where they'll have tanks, jets, anti-aircraft guns, laser cannons, etc. firing numerous large projectiles at the monsters only to simply bounce off. Then cut to the next scene where there are people on ground level shooting it with a god damned pistol from like at least 2000 miles away instead of just running and/or hiding like a normal person. And of course, the projectile explodes for some reason (explosive-tipped maybe?) on the monster, but still has no effect. Sometimes it's a laser pistol, but same effect really.

Weirdly, I could see someone doing that in real life. BounceGiggle
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« Reply #168 on: March 13, 2019, 06:54:43 PM »

Various SF films have taught me that small,  agile fighters cannot be shot down by mounted rapid firing computer guided guns mounted on large vessels.
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« Reply #169 on: March 13, 2019, 07:16:46 PM »

The devil doll (1936)taught me all matter is made of electrons, and electrons are made of electrical charges. The right type of conductor can draw charges out of electrons,  causing them to shrink along with the matter they make up.
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« Reply #170 on: March 14, 2019, 09:50:39 PM »

Sharks are apparently from the planet gallifrey, as their stomachs are larger on the inside than the outside...
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LilCerberus
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« Reply #171 on: March 23, 2019, 11:28:00 PM »

A wooden railing will suddenly lose it's structural integrity the moment the person leaning on it is struck by a bullet, no matter which direction that bullet comes from or where the person has been hit.....
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« Reply #172 on: March 25, 2019, 12:58:01 AM »

A wooden railing will suddenly lose it's structural integrity the moment the person leaning on it is struck by a bullet, no matter which direction that bullet comes from or where the person has been hit.....

Good call.
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« Reply #173 on: April 28, 2019, 01:38:09 AM »

From Kong: Skull Island, if you are suddenly confronted with a giant ape, don't go flying your helicopters within arm's length of it.
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« Reply #174 on: April 28, 2019, 09:22:35 AM »

From Kong: Skull Island, if you are suddenly confronted with a giant ape, don't go flying your helicopters within arm's length of it.

Similarly, watching the x from outer space taught me that some kamikaze pilots survived ww2 and taught japanese jet fighter pilots how to fly.
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LilCerberus
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« Reply #175 on: March 03, 2020, 06:58:51 PM »

From Lady Terminator, and Mad Dog Time

For some people, handling a firearm & chewing gum, at least with your mouth closed, requires a wee bit too much concentration...
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« Reply #176 on: March 03, 2020, 08:17:22 PM »

Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019)

when Godzilla is 'burning'... you DO NOT want to be anywhere near the area!

seriously!

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« Reply #177 on: March 04, 2020, 02:37:30 AM »

I learned that you will get yourself trapped in a phone booth and die when a bulldozer is coming at you from 100 feet away. 
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« Reply #178 on: March 04, 2020, 06:29:30 AM »

After watching the MSTK episode RADAR SECRET SERVICE, I learned that you can use a radar for pretty much everything. Radar is your friend and the savior of mankind.
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« Reply #179 on: October 10, 2020, 04:28:51 AM »

From White Fire that getting another woman plastic surgery to look like your dead sister and falling in love with her is not creepy.
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