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Dr. Whom
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« Reply #240 on: June 04, 2022, 01:49:56 AM »

When you say about something that it won't kill you, it will.
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"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)


« Reply #241 on: June 04, 2022, 08:01:52 AM »

Airplanes are an unreliable and hazardous means of conveyance. Do not approach an airplane when in a movie.
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What does not kill me makes me stranger.
Trevor
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« Reply #242 on: June 04, 2022, 02:32:15 PM »

People who were and remain career mentors to you can make terrible movies too TeddyR

[A career mentor of mine photographed Space Mutiny and The Demon  Buggedout]
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It's root beer & a candy cigar!


« Reply #243 on: June 04, 2022, 02:53:14 PM »

Good camera work cannot save a bad movie.
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« Reply #244 on: June 04, 2022, 04:17:42 PM »

Good camera work cannot save a bad movie.

The only good thing about The Demon is its' photography: everything else is blah and I do mean everything.  The director - also someone I knew well - was very, very proud of this film and I could never understand why. Buggedout
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LilCerberus
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F*** this s***


« Reply #245 on: June 07, 2022, 01:35:46 PM »

The Earth Dies Screaming (1964)
Survival of the Dead (2009)

After the apocalypse, even though there's no society left, greed will always be king.
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"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
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Dr. Whom
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« Reply #246 on: June 12, 2022, 04:12:39 AM »

When you  make plans with your loved one, disaster is about to strike.
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"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

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« Reply #247 on: June 19, 2022, 02:29:17 PM »

Don’t get a venomous snake.

If you disobey the first rule, don’t sneak your venomous snake onto a submarine. (Or onto a military base, bunker, airplane,bus, etc.)

If you disobey the 2nd rule, I can’t help you. Sorry.
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« Reply #248 on: June 19, 2022, 02:55:14 PM »

A slow motion punch to the face will burst out 100 oz of water from your mouth.
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« Reply #249 on: June 26, 2022, 11:47:07 PM »

If you find yourself in Rome with a limo waiting for you, be cautious.
When you get in and find a South African in it, GTFO of the car.  Wink
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pacman000
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« Reply #250 on: June 28, 2022, 08:55:46 PM »

Ancient Greeks spoke modern Italian.
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« Reply #251 on: July 25, 2022, 02:55:48 PM »

Indiana Jones could survive just fine hanging off the side of a submarine.
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LilCerberus
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« Reply #252 on: September 26, 2022, 06:55:23 PM »

From old westerns;
Unless it's the protagonist, most snipers are pretty bad....
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« Reply #253 on: September 27, 2022, 01:43:55 AM »

You can fire a pistol sideways without any risk of an ejected round coming back down and jamming the slide.
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But do you understand That none of this will matter Nothing can take your pain away
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« Reply #254 on: September 28, 2022, 03:14:34 AM »

You can fire a pistol sideways without any risk of an ejected round coming back down and jamming the slide.

Dad told me once that if you fire a pistol like that, you can risk breaking a few bones in your wrist  Buggedout
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