THINGS I'VE LEARNED FROM BAD MOVIES.

[Dr. Whom]

When you say about something that it won't kill you, it will.

[ER]

Airplanes are an unreliable and hazardous means of conveyance. Do not approach an airplane when in a movie.

[Trevor]

People who were and remain career mentors to you can make terrible movies too

[A career mentor of mine photographed Space Mutiny and The Demon  ]

[pacman000]

Good camera work cannot save a bad movie.

[Trevor]

Good camera work cannot save a bad movie.

The only good thing about The Demon is its' photography: everything else is blah and I do mean everything.  The director - also someone I knew well - was very, very proud of this film and I could never understand why.

[LilCerberus]

The Earth Dies Screaming (1964)
Survival of the Dead (2009)

After the apocalypse, even though there's no society left, greed will always be king.

[Dr. Whom]

When you  make plans with your loved one, disaster is about to strike.

[pacman000]

Don't get a venomous snake.

If you disobey the first rule, don't sneak your venomous snake onto a submarine. (Or onto a military base, bunker, airplane,bus, etc.)

If you disobey the 2nd rule, I can't help you. Sorry.

[claws]

A slow motion punch to the face will burst out 100 oz of water from your mouth.

[Trevor]

If you find yourself in Rome with a limo waiting for you, be cautious.
When you get in and find a South African in it, GTFO of the car. 

[pacman000]

Ancient Greeks spoke modern Italian.

[ER]

Indiana Jones could survive just fine hanging off the side of a submarine.

[LilCerberus]

From old westerns;
Unless it's the protagonist, most snipers are pretty bad....

[Alex]

You can fire a pistol sideways without any risk of an ejected round coming back down and jamming the slide.

[Trevor]

You can fire a pistol sideways without any risk of an ejected round coming back down and jamming the slide.

Dad told me once that if you fire a pistol like that, you can risk breaking a few bones in your wrist