THINGS I'VE LEARNED FROM BAD MOVIES.

[jimpickens]

When hunting a man-eating black leopard it makes sense to
bring extra boxes of ammo
gun oil and a cleaning kit
a good scope preferably one that is illuminated for night hunting
and it's probably not smart to invite guests unless you intend to use them for bait

[Dr. Whom]

A disembodied head can talk, even when there are no lungs or anything else to produce an airstream.

[Neville]

A disembodied head can talk, even when there are no lungs or anything else to produce an airstream.

Zardoz?

[Dr. Whom]

Actually, The Brain That Refused To Die

[LilCerberus]

Gee, I would've thought Highlander 3, or Re-Animator.....

[Dr. Whom]

From Power Rangers: small US towns contain a surprising amount of gold

[LilCerberus]

Stripes, Iron eagle, Fire Fox, etc.....
You can run off with an expensive piece of US military equipment & take it for a joyride without facing charges of treason, then stage an unprovoked attack on a Russian military base, run off with an expensive piece of Soviet military equipment, & make a b-line straight back to a hero's welcome in the US with absolutely no concerns about setting off world war 3, 'cause, y'know, we're, like, the good guys.......

[pacman000]

A dog is smarter than the average thug/thief/murderer, etc. Also, a dog barking or growling works as legal testimony.

[pennywise37]

how easy it is to spot the villain disguised as someone like a police officer and the lead not know it's him until it's too late that's done so often in film to quite The Cinema Snob from an old episode from i think (2007)  i've seen that in films more than i've seen my own reflection

[Alex]

Anyone who says can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs is about to try and kill you.

[LilCerberus]

After the apocalypse, food & gasoline will be in demand, but their won't be any shortage of hairspray.

[Dr. Whom]

From Terminal Island: you can't look tough and chew a carrot at the same time.

[ER]

If a monarch is willing to send a fully armed battalion to kill your friends and family, he may not really love you.

[Alex]

Never run to a car to escape. It won't start.

[pacman000]

If you create a lifeform, don't treat it like a slave or an experiment.

If you're exploring a strange planet, & someone gets infected by something, DO NOT let them back on your space ship.