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Started by oldarky, July 06, 2008, 08:28:19 AM

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oldarky

July 06, 2008, 08:28:19 AM

                                         The Secret Of The Force
"When I Die, I'm Going To Leave My Body to Science Fiction"

TheDope

#1
July 06, 2008, 08:10:26 PM

Why Yoda talks so funny.


TheDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.

CheezeFlixz

#2
July 06, 2008, 08:14:44 PM
Buzz have, I got.

ghouck

#3
July 06, 2008, 09:14:56 PM
Stunt your growth it will.

or

Munchies I have, twinkies I need.

or

When 8 bowls, you have smoked, walk as straight, you will not.
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

sideorderofninjas

#4
July 06, 2008, 10:51:14 PM
Dagobah has some fairly lenient drug laws. 
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"Wielding useless trivia like a katana."

Jack

#5
July 07, 2008, 07:59:37 AM
Feeling the Force, very strong now I am.
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

sprite75

#6
July 07, 2008, 02:32:46 PM
After smoking his eighth joint in a row, something amazing happened: Yoda actually began talking normally!
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

AndyC

#7
July 07, 2008, 09:22:54 PM
There's a very good reason Yoda chose to hide out on a planet with all that weird vegetation.
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Brother Buzzard

#8
July 09, 2008, 08:02:05 PM

"The philosopher from 'Harry Pothead and the Stoned Philosopher' am I.
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