Please help find info about a brilliant Russian erotica studio

[Mr. DS]

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[AndyC]

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[CheezeFlixz]

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[Dennis]

In the interest of being helpful to a newcomer I recommend the following film.

 

There is nothing quite as sensitive, erotic and at the same time thought provoking as Mormon Porn, and on the plus side this is a real movie.

[ghouck]

I love the theme song to Orgazmo, I think it's hilarious. I'm surprised they didn't use it in the South Park episode "The Boobage", as Orgazmo was made by one or both of the South Park guys.