China's Badass Security Force

[BTM]

Saw this pic in USA Today and I just HAD to scan it and post it here.  It's a picture of group of China's military/security force for the Olympics.  I don't know about you guys, but I find it kind of funny for some reason...

Seriously, those things do what, five miles an hour?  Unless they're using different models than what I've seen, I think someone in a Golf cart could outrun these guys. 

:)

[AndyC]

Maybe the idea is to make the terrorists laugh so hard they can't defend themselves.

Honestly, this proves nobody can look dignified riding one of those things, even an armed tactical team. I especially like the way they hang on with their knees. Looks like they have to pee. 

[Patient7]

It would be even funnier if the were wearing heelys.

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

I really like the guy in the back with the sniper rifle.
Evil beware the hum of Justice!  The Senor Citizens Liberation Front is gonna be scared.

[frank]

It is said, the gung fu fight monks of the old days were so fast, you couldn't even see them.

Nowadays, modern fighting task forces are moving so slow, you don't even recognize them as a threat.

It's all about tactics...