Rob Schneider.

[Neville]

When Rob Schneider accepted to be roasted on Comedy Central, he didn't know what was coming.

[akiratubo]

The caption that's already on the pic is funnier than anything I could come up with.

[Inferno]

The fact that we lost so many great entertainers this year and NOT Rob Schneider lead some of the movie going public to finally take action.

[Jack]

After years of chasing the Duke boys, Roscoe P. Coltrane finally gets mean.

[Psycho Circus]

"So, you wanna be a woman, eh?" 

[Mr. DS]

"Ok, Ok please...I swear I'll never do another Deuce Bigelow sequel again...arggggggggggggg...whhyyyyyyy..."

[AndyC]

"Well, it was either this or watch my own movies."

[soylentgreen]

No..no no no..I was just k-k-k-kidding..AAAIIIIEEEEE!!!!!....Mel..Mel..M-M-Mel..Friend...Brother!...Of c-c-c-course I'd w-w-w-work with you...not the nipples not the nipples...AAAAAHHHHH!!!

[Yaddo 42]

The rumors are true, you DON'T p**s off Roger Ebert.

[AllisonSNLKid]

Adam Sandler doesn't have any movies coming out at the moment, and Rob needed work...why he took up hair wax product testing I have NO idea!

[sprite75]

The consequences of agreeing to do things while stoned, drunk, and/or high.

[roscoenadsat]

"hey robby
robbynator...
Robboto..."

[Yaddo 42]

Just to get an obvious line out of the way:

"It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!"

[retrorussell]

Unbeknownst to Mr. Schneider, someone slipped some female hormones in his drink.  He did suspect something was up when his nipples started lactating when tickled.