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i just rick rolled a telemarketer

Started by the master, July 26, 2008, 05:20:20 PM

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the master


Sister Grace

Quote from: circus_circus on July 27, 2008, 06:06:03 PM
Would you eat a garbage-pail kid? If so, which one?

Nasty Nick has always been my favorite; so i'd go with him. Funny this came up, I watched the garbage pail kids movie with my daughter on thursday. I remember seeing it as a kid; but had forgot how bad it was. There were far better gpk that they could have picked from; but you take what you can get. It will always be one of my favs; even if two of the main characters have names like Tangerine and Juice (which looked like 21 Jump Street throwback).
Society, exactly as it now exists is the ultimate expression of sadomasochism in action.<br />-boyd rice-<br />On the screen, there\\\'s a death and the rustle of cloth; and a sickly voice calling me handsome...<br />-Nick Cave-

Patient7

Quote from: the master on July 27, 2008, 06:00:32 PM
Quote from: Patient7 on July 27, 2008, 02:47:10 PM
Quote from: the master on July 27, 2008, 01:44:10 PM
1.punch in face

THIS GUY IS SICK HE JUST SAID HE'D PUNCH A BABY IN THE FACE!!!!!
whats the dirfernce between a kick!

There is none, I would have said the same thing about a kick in the face.  That's the main idea of the joke.
Barbeque sauce tastes good on EVERYTHING, even salad.

Yes, salad.

Psycho Circus

Okay, okay..............Scott Baio or Tony Danza?

Derf

Quote from: the master on July 26, 2008, 05:20:20 PM
ask me any thing

1. What is your name?





2. What is your quest?





3. What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow (either African or European)?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

asimpson2006

1. What are you wearing?

2) Can you take it off?

3) Can you tell the difference between Butter and I can't believe it's not butter?


the master

Quote from: Derf on July 28, 2008, 08:19:23 AM
Quote from: the master on July 26, 2008, 05:20:20 PM
ask me any thing

1. What is your name?
the master





2. What is your quest?

to spread the will of manos



3. What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow (either African or European)?
?

the master


the master

Quote from: asimpson2006 on July 28, 2008, 11:01:30 AM
1. What are you wearing?
nothing
2) Can you take it off?
no

3) Can you tell the difference between Butter and I can't believe it's not butter?
only chuck norris



Rev. Powell

Is there a story behind your thread title?

If so, will you tell it?

When?

Why not now?

Don't you trust us?

Do you want me to get angry?

Do you think you'd like me when I'm angry?

Did I ask too many questions?

I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Psycho Circus

What relevance do architects have today? Are they just overpaid, out of touch developers?

Patient7

What does it mean to rick roll someone?
Barbeque sauce tastes good on EVERYTHING, even salad.

Yes, salad.

the master

Quote from: Rev. Powell on July 28, 2008, 04:11:30 PM
Is there a story behind your thread title?

If so, will you tell it?
some lady called and i rick rolled her

When?
yesterday

Why not now?
cause she hasnt called back

Don't you trust us?
no

Do you want me to get angry?
no

Do you think you'd like me when I'm angry?
no


Did I ask too many questions?
yes




Patient7

Barbeque sauce tastes good on EVERYTHING, even salad.

Yes, salad.