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COMERCIALS THAT MAKE YOU CHANGE THE CHANNEL!

Started by the master, July 29, 2008, 11:55:22 AM

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Patient7

I forgot about those commercials that make it seem like people who have herpes go rock climbing, hiking, and a bunch of other vacation style things all the time, and enjoy their herpes.
Barbeque sauce tastes good on EVERYTHING, even salad.

Yes, salad.

Mr. DS

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sprite75

How about the Charmin commericals with those f-ing bears running around taking number 2s in the woods and using Charmin TP to wipe themselves?  Plus they go to the toilet behind a stick that's maybe six inches wide, while they have rumps that are six feet wide.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Patient7

I just remembered the new Burger King commercials with the mom who tells her daughter to eat an apple she just says "no" (little b!tch) then the mom cuts it in half and calls it sliced (lazy ass).  Then The Burger King comes in with some kind of messed up sliced apple pieces and everybody's happy and a messed up kid comes and kicks The King in the shins, finally something I can enjoy!.
Barbeque sauce tastes good on EVERYTHING, even salad.

Yes, salad.

Sister Grace

I hate any commercials that star Billy Mays, he's opening line should forever be, "Hi Im Billy Mays and I like to SHOUT.

I also think commercials revolving around tampons, feminine problems, ect should be banned..you know, sometimes i actually like to sit infront of the tube and eat. Nothing spoils my appetite faster than some chick bit***** about her 'issues'
Society, exactly as it now exists is the ultimate expression of sadomasochism in action.<br />-boyd rice-<br />On the screen, there\\\'s a death and the rustle of cloth; and a sickly voice calling me handsome...<br />-Nick Cave-

sprite75

Quote from: Patient7 on July 30, 2008, 01:06:46 PM
I just remembered the new Burger King commercials with the mom who tells her daughter to eat an apple she just says "no" (little b!tch) then the mom cuts it in half and calls it sliced (lazy ass).  Then The Burger King comes in with some kind of messed up sliced apple pieces and everybody's happy and a messed up kid comes and kicks The King in the shins, finally something I can enjoy!.

When you mentioned Burger King, this particular Burger King commercial popped into my head;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5PeyGh2Ciw

That particular commerical is so EWWWWW that it had to open a branch EWWWWW!
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Jack

Quote from: sprite75 on July 31, 2008, 01:43:51 AM
When you mentioned Burger King, this particular Burger King commercial popped into my head;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5PeyGh2Ciw


That kind of stuff just makes me think that after a person has failed in absolutely every other endeavor in their life, at least they can always get a job in advertising.
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Patient7

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROmWiY2Rg28

Okay, I can see a kid not liking broccoli, but chicken can be delicious when cooked properly.  And if you show me a child that doesn't like waffles I'll show you a liar!
Barbeque sauce tastes good on EVERYTHING, even salad.

Yes, salad.

Torgo

"There is no way out of here. It'll be dark soon. There is no way out of here."

the master

Quote from: Patient7 on August 01, 2008, 04:22:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROmWiY2Rg28

Okay, I can see a kid not liking broccoli, but chicken can be delicious when cooked properly.  And if you show me a child that doesn't like waffles I'll show you a liar!
finally someone else that hates that commercial HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE WAFFLES
I SWEAR THAT CHILD IS GOING TO  BE ANEROEXEC

Patient7

Quote from: the master on August 01, 2008, 08:18:10 PM
Quote from: Patient7 on August 01, 2008, 04:22:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROmWiY2Rg28

Okay, I can see a kid not liking broccoli, but chicken can be delicious when cooked properly.  And if you show me a child that doesn't like waffles I'll show you a liar!
finally someone else that hates that commercial HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE WAFFLES
I SWEAR THAT CHILD IS GOING TO  BE ANEROEXEC

No she won't, she'll have the nutrients of Pediasure, the baby formula that parents are tricked into feeding their 5 year old kids.
Barbeque sauce tastes good on EVERYTHING, even salad.

Yes, salad.

the master

Quote from: Patient7 on August 02, 2008, 12:32:18 AM
Quote from: the master on August 01, 2008, 08:18:10 PM
Quote from: Patient7 on August 01, 2008, 04:22:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROmWiY2Rg28

Okay, I can see a kid not liking broccoli, but chicken can be delicious when cooked properly.  And if you show me a child that doesn't like waffles I'll show you a liar!
finally someone else that hates that commercial HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE WAFFLES
I SWEAR THAT CHILD IS GOING TO  BE ANEROEXEC

No she won't, she'll have the nutrients of Pediasure, the baby formula that parents are tricked into feeding their 5 year old kids.
ive never seen a kid drinking pediasure. never

Warp Ninja X

Have everybody seen the new JC Penny commercials ripoff of The Breakfast Club? I just hate them for three resons 1. These kids can't act like the original actors and actresses. 2. The remake of Don't You Forget About Me by some lame group was stupid. 3. The very worst part about the commercial is that it made me feel old.

Sister Grace

The Head-On commercials make me want to kick in the television. I'll be super polite and not post a clip of it.
Society, exactly as it now exists is the ultimate expression of sadomasochism in action.<br />-boyd rice-<br />On the screen, there\\\'s a death and the rustle of cloth; and a sickly voice calling me handsome...<br />-Nick Cave-

Patient7

Quote from: the master on August 02, 2008, 04:23:19 PM
Quote from: Patient7 on August 02, 2008, 12:32:18 AM
Quote from: the master on August 01, 2008, 08:18:10 PM
Quote from: Patient7 on August 01, 2008, 04:22:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROmWiY2Rg28

Okay, I can see a kid not liking broccoli, but chicken can be delicious when cooked properly.  And if you show me a child that doesn't like waffles I'll show you a liar!
finally someone else that hates that commercial HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE WAFFLES
I SWEAR THAT CHILD IS GOING TO  BE ANEROEXEC

No she won't, she'll have the nutrients of Pediasure, the baby formula that parents are tricked into feeding their 5 year old kids.
ive never seen a kid drinking pediasure. never

That's because there are no parents stupid enough to give their kids that crap.
Barbeque sauce tastes good on EVERYTHING, even salad.

Yes, salad.