A kids book we won't see...

[BTM]

Hey guys, check this out!  This is a picture I made with Photoshop.  Let me know what you think!  :)

Oh, and if you're wondering how I know about this show, keep in mind I worked at a Toys R Us for TWO years!

[Psycho Circus]

I like it, I like anything involving toxic waste. If I had children I would buy this book and force them to read it, kids today need to learn about toxic waste and the powers it can give you, especially if you come from New Jersey...

[Mr. DS]

Nice BTM, if you could Diego now I'd appreciate it. 

[BTM]

Nice BTM, if you could Diego now I'd appreciate it. 

Believe it or not, I DO have an idea for Diego... have to do some research, but I might just put it in place!  :)

[Patient7]

If it wasn't such an absurd setting I would guess that this was an actual children's book.  Karma!

[BTM]

If it wasn't such an absurd setting I would guess that this was an actual children's book.  Karma!

Hey, thanks! 

Strangely enough, I viewing this at work with the flat screen moniter and the pictures looks WAAAAY brighter than on my monitor at home.  (Course, my home monitor is an older CRT model). 

Anyway, personally I think the sticker gag really sells the picture.  :)

[Torgo]

[Torgo]

[Torgo]

and here's some winners from a Washington Post content of kid's book titles you'll never  see:

"The Little Sissy Who Snitched"
"Some Kittens Can Fly!"
"The Protocols of the Grandpas of Zion"
"Where Would You Like to Be Buried?"
"Katy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"
"The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking"
"What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"
"Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"
"Bi-Curious George"
"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"
"You Are Different and That's Bad" 
"You Were an Accident"
"How To Dress Sexy for Grownups"
"Getting More Chocolate on Your Face"
"All Dogs Go to Hell"
"Mr. Policeman Eats His Service Revolver"
"You Are Different and That's Bad"
"Fun with Pointy Things"
"Keep Picking At It"
"It's Your Fault They Got a Divorce"
"If it's in a Bottle Drink It"
"Eating Glue is Good For You"
"You Can Fly Too If You Wear a Cape"
"Sharing is For the Weak"
"Foreigners are Bad People"
"Plastic Bag Space Helmet and Other Fun Activities"
"Razor, Razor, Who's Got the Razor?"
"Is the Stove Hot Yet?"
"Dead Pets Are Fun Too"
"The New Baby is Better Than You"

[Torgo]

[indianasmith]

Places Where Mom and Dad Hide Neat Things
Curious George and the High Voltage Fence
Fat Albert and the Gastric Bypass
Grandpa Gets a Casket
Garfield Gets Feline Lukemia
Crying, Screaming, and Whining to Get Your Way - An I-Can-Do-It Book for Girls.
Hammer, Saw, Nails, and Noise - An I-Can-do-It Book For Boys
Dad's New Wife, Robert

(Sorry for any Repeats)

[ghouck]

And I though that was written by Red Foreman, , ,

[Newt]

THIS is priceless!!     Thanks, Torgo!

[Javakoala]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Squirrels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Democrat squirrels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, that's kinda cool...

SQUIRRELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!