PETA wants to put signs on Mexican side of the border........

[trekgeezer]

......asking illegal immigrants to go vegan.  Here's the actual text of the sign.  "If the Border Patrol Doesn't Get You, the Chicken and Burgers Will — Go Vegan."


http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/5937293.html

[Psycho Circus]

I think the burgers must be after this guy then -

[Jack]

And that, in a nutshell, is why they'll never get a donation from me.  I'm an animal lover, but taking money that people donated with the intention of helping animals and spending it on this nonsense is just laughable.

[asimpson2006]

And that, in a nutshell, is why they'll never get a donation from me.  I'm an animal lover, but taking money that people donated with the intention of helping animals and spending it on this nonsense is just laughable.

They will never get a donation from me either and I love animals very much.  As a result of reading this story I am going to really enjoy the ham and green beans that my dad made tonight more than ever as a result.

[AndyC]

So, immigrants will be forced to give up their traditional diet? Beans, rice and fresh vegetables aren't available in the US?

Is this supposed to deter illegals from crossing, or influence their choices if they do? The message is kind of mixed up in that regard.

I know. Maybe it's to give them second thoughts by showing them what kind of freaks they'll have to put up with.

[Patient7]

I just want to punch one these PETA activists square in the face.  I would've said nuts but let's face it, even the guys in PETA don't have any balls.

[Psycho Circus]

I just want to punch one these PETA activists square in the face.  I would've said nuts but let's face it, even the guys in PETA don't have any balls.

...Pamela Anderson is a member of PETA, you wouldn't punch pammy, would you

[indianasmith]

I eat a hamburger in their general direction!   

[Mr. DS]

If we weren't supposed to kill animals for food, how come the chicken fits so nicely in a bucket?

[Patient7]

I just want to punch one these PETA activists square in the face.  I would've said nuts but let's face it, even the guys in PETA don't have any balls.

...Pamela Anderson is a member of PETA, you wouldn't punch pammy, would you

She's just in it because it's "cool" like Cabala and other Hollywood fads, I mean REAL PETA activists.

and yeah, I probably would anyway.

[Saucerman]

I eat a hamburger in their general direction!   

Let's make this count, man.  Triple Bacon Cheddar Burgers.  One in each hand. 

[ghouck]

A conservationist came up to me and said "Are you aware there are only ten condor left in the wild?". I said "One $hits on my car there'll be NINE"

Old Buddy Hackett joke. .

[Patient7]

To every vegetarian I say this

[the master]

im going to go to a peta meeting eating the most greassy meatty burger i can find or make

[flackbait]

im going to go to a peta meeting eating the most greassy meatty burger i can find or make

I recomend you fry it in peanut oil provided you're not allergic of course. It'll definitaly give the burger a unique flavor and make it greasy beyond belief, i think!