Main Menu

100 Best B Movie Sherriffs or Police

Started by ulthar, September 02, 2008, 09:59:28 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

ulthar

These Law Enforcement characters are sometimes small parts, sometimes major characters but always add to the B-Movie flavor.  What are your Top 100?

I'll kick it off with a B-Movie Icon:

100. John Vernon, Officer Curtis Mooney KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Professor Hathaway:  I noticed you stopped stuttering.
Bodie:      I've been giving myself shock treatments.
Professor Hathaway: Up the voltage.

--Real Genius

ghouck

99. Has to be Willem Dafoe as Agent Smecker in "Boondock Saints"
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Raffine

98. Marge Gunderson (Frances McDormand) FARGO



You-betcha-ya!
If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

quabrot


Psycho Circus


AnubisVonMojo

No.95 - Detective Ray Cameron - "It's Miller time!" :cheers:


"Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead
"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons
"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge

Dennis


Reach for the heavens in hope for the future for all that we can be, not what we are. Henry John Deutschendorf Jr.

Rev. Powell

93.  Inspector Clay and the rest of the investigative team from PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5BX0xlGVG4

"One thing's sure. Inspector Clay is dead--murdered--and somebody's responsible!"
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Cthulhu

92. "Mr. Taking two steps to investigate and harassing teenagers who are making out"
The sheriff from Manos!
http://bp2.blogger.com/_s_30zQFJp4g/R0Z17rwoDrI/AAAAAAAAByA/f0xF1s0MDf4/s1600-h/manos+cop.jpg
Sorry, here's the link, it's a too big pic.

AnubisVonMojo

No.91 - Asmodeus - The demonic park ranger of Equinox. Granted, the guy was a park ranger, but that's some kind of uniformed official type position, right? :wink:


"Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead
"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons
"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge

Kooshmeister

90. Inspector Mulrooney



From Hammer's 1959 The Mummy. At first he's so skeptical you just know Christopher Lee's Kharis is gonna be the end of him, but miraculously, he comes around and accepts the idea of a living mummy and winds up being a pretty awesome monster-fighter alongside Peter Cushing's John Banning.

AndyC

89. Sgt. Jim Bert, keeping America safe from lousy punk kids, if not from maneating blobs from space.
---------------------
"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Psycho Circus


AndyC

87. Sheriff Michael Garris from Friday the 13th, Part 6.

This guy has some of the best lines in the entire series:
"Don't p**s me off, Junior, or I WILL repaint this office with your brains."
"If I had you where I wanted you, they'd be pumping your ass full of formaldehyde."
"F**king A! What did I tell you? Hit the noise and the cherries!"
and my personal favourite:
"That's what's known in the books as screwing the pooch! Iron this punk!"
---------------------
"Join me in the abyss of savings."

ulthar

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Professor Hathaway:  I noticed you stopped stuttering.
Bodie:      I've been giving myself shock treatments.
Professor Hathaway: Up the voltage.

--Real Genius