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Immature things you still find funny...

Started by BTM, September 05, 2008, 12:26:35 AM

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JJ80

- Toilet humour,
- Bad or corny puns,
- The mere mention of the words 'Pants' or 'Underpants';
- Clunks song lyrics, especially bad rhymes;
- The Japanese gameshow "MXC"/"Takashi's Castle";
- Sports mascots.

indianasmith

Whenever I walk towards an automatic door, I make a little "using the Force" hand gesture . . . . and still feel a little thrill when the door opens!! LOL
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Quote from: Joe the Destroyer on September 07, 2008, 02:21:30 PM
1. Saying "your mom" or "that's what she said" after key comments.

We had a running gag for that at work where after someone would say something and then someone else would go, "Yeah, that's what she said last night!"

ex: "I'm gonna need a hand with this, it's too heavy to carry..."

and numerous others.

:)
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Oh, yeah, forgot Blanche Knott's Truly Tasteless Jokes books series.  Yeah, some of them are horribly dated (Did you hear about Michael Jackson's new shampoo?  It's called Head and Smolders.) not to mention completely politically incorrect, but I say if you insult EVERYONE not just one group, you're okay.  :)

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JaseSF

1. Wiggas (You know the white guy gangsta rapper wannabes. The more inappropriate looking they are for the whole baggy, sideways hat rapper get-up they're wearing, the funnier I find it).

2. Metalheads (but only when they really don't look the part)

3. Stern and nosy old people (who always seem to be noticing every little thing around them and taking constant offense to something or other).

4. Any audible fart makes for instant laughing especially in public places.

5. The Simpsons (some of the humor on there especially in earlier seasons is of the more immature variety)
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ghouck

There's one of those spots in the mall in Anchorage where right in the middle of the walkway they have a half dozen or so of these "chairs" you slump over on and they give you a back massage. It always seems to be Asian woman or men giving the massages, and when they're not working on someone, they offer massages to people walking by. My kid and I, when approached, no matter if it is a man or a woman, give that person the "thumbs up" sign and ask "Happy Ending?", loud enough people can hear. You can immediately see who knows what that means and who doesn't, , but we laugh for quite a while every time. 
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Quote from: ghouck on September 10, 2008, 06:47:23 PM
My kid and I, when approached, no matter if it is a man or a woman, give that person the "thumbs up" sign and ask "Happy Ending?", loud enough people can hear. You can immediately see who knows what that means and who doesn't, , but we laugh for quite a while every time. 

How old is your kid?  I think you're warping his (her?) mind!  :smile:
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ghouck

Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Mr. DS

I think videos of zoo animals snapping against their trainers are pretty funny.
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