A new opinion poll

[Allhallowsday]

I've never been in a relationship, so I frankly wouldn't know the difference.

The only kinds of men I've ever known to actually talk about love & relationships in depth, are the kinds of guys who have a few divorces under their belts, & it's usually some crazy story about one of their ex's.

"Little Miss, Little Miss, Little Miss Can't Be Wrong
Ain't nobody gonna bow no more when you sound your gong
Little Miss, Little Miss, Little Miss Can't Be Wrong
Whatcha' gonna do to get into another one of my rock'n'roll songs"

YIPPIE-YI-YAYYY, Cow Pattie!

Well if you stopped referring to girls as "cow pattie page" (yippee-ti-yay) and took yer fingah outta yer nose, you might get a date...   

[CheezeFlixz]

I've never been in a relationship, so I frankly wouldn't know the difference.

The only kinds of men I've ever known to actually talk about love & relationships in depth, are the kinds of guys who have a few divorces under their belts, & it's usually some crazy story about one of their ex's.

"Little Miss, Little Miss, Little Miss Can't Be Wrong
Ain't nobody gonna bow no more when you sound your gong
Little Miss, Little Miss, Little Miss Can't Be Wrong
Whatcha' gonna do to get into another one of my rock'n'roll songs"

YIPPIE-YI-YAYYY, Cow Pattie!

Well if you stopped referring to girls as "cow pattie page" (yippee-ti-yay) and took yer fingah outta yer nose, you might get a date...   

Why? It didn't work for you.

[LilCerberus]

Well if you stopped referring to girls as "cow pattie page" (yippee-ti-yay) and took yer fingah outta yer nose, you might get a date...   

I NEVER SAID "PAGE"!

And, excuse me, but I've just heard too many stories about what happened to the golf clubs, the fishing rod, & the high school football trophies, who's stuff really ends up in every yard sale, why they missed the last five episodes of Star Trek, what they're really doing with an "Obama in '08" bumper sticker on their car, or how they gave up a successful career in the pits at Nascar to become a frame installer for minimum wage.

I take great pride in having the freedom to give my nose what it really needs, by putting my finger where it belongs!

From the Bad Lands came The Killer, he lived by the knife and the gun.
He'd cut you just for standing, shoot you if you tried to run.
He was big as a tree, and he did as he pleased,
And eveything he did was bad.
They said if you was to kill him, you'd only make him mad.

From the good lands came the Cow Girl, Pattie was her name.
She was hot on the trail of that Killer on a moped she called "Flame."
Cause the killer had killed her daddy just for spittin' in the road.
And you only had to killer her daddy once to get that gal PO'd.

YIPPIE-YI-YAYYY, Cow Pattie! She rode into town to find the man that
killed her daddy, YIPPIE-YI-YAYYY, Cow Pattie!

Killer hit town at daybreak, ate the door off the local saloon.
He started to drink, you could tell he was thinkin' there'd be a show down soon.
Pattie hit town in a cloud of dust, ole Flame was buzzin' like a saw.
And the whole town got quiet as a church when the killer stepped out for the draw.

Forty shots rang out, forty people fell,
Pattie and the Killer missed each other.
But they shot that town to hell.

YIPPIE-YI-YAYYY, Cow Pattie! She rode into town to find the man that
killed her daddy, YIPPIE-YI-YAYYY, Cow Pattie!

Killer took a step toward Pattie, said, "It's time I gunned you down."
But he slipped in something that was laying in the street,
And was shot before he hit the ground.
Yes, the Killer slipped and it cost him his life,
And Pattie said as she roared out of town,
"You gotta watch your step when you know the chips are down."

[RCMerchant]

I'd say both.

"Love hurts."-Nazerath. 

[Rev. Powell]

As Shakespeare > Yes, "loved & lost" > "owner of a lonely heart."

[Allhallowsday]

Well if you stopped referring to girls as "cow pattie page" (yippee-ti-yay) and took yer fingah outta yer nose, you might get a date...   

I NEVER SAID "PAGE"...!

Well, duh...    'Course y'didn't.