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Started by Metropolisforever, September 30, 2008, 12:22:08 PM

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ghouck

How about good ol' "Dr. Strangelove or: How I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb"
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Metropolisforever

Oops!  How could I possibly forget Slaughtered Vomit Dolls (2006)? :lookingup:

inframan

Rudy Ray Moore's:

Avenging Disco Godfather

inframan

Just thought of one more, A.P.E was also released as
Attack of the Giant Horny Gorilla

Dr. Whom

Another classic title: Nude for Satan

In the same vein: Emmanuelle vs Dracula (stay away from this one)
"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

ghouck

Quote from: inframan on October 01, 2008, 03:47:44 PM
The Six Thousand Dollar n****r

Yes thats the real title: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081572/
Classic no budget 70's movie starring "WildMan Steve", saw this in the theater a couple years ago.

I have to see this movie. . .
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

sideorderofninjas

Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia
SideOrderOfNinjas
http://www.sideorderofninjas.com

"Wielding useless trivia like a katana."

Psycho Circus

Bring Me The Head Of Mavis Davis

the master

Quote from: RCMerchant on September 30, 2008, 08:58:24 PM
  Actually,I believe BELA LUGOSI mets a BROOKYN GORILLA got it's title  by trying to cash in on Universal's modest success with ABBOTT and COSTELLO meet the KILLER BORIS KARLOFF. And believe you me....I am a Lugosi fanatic....and this movies title is the best thing about it.  :bluesad:
i belive it 2 be the worst movie he was ever in

sideorderofninjas

Perils of Gwendiline in the Land of the Yik Tak
For Your Height Only
SideOrderOfNinjas
http://www.sideorderofninjas.com

"Wielding useless trivia like a katana."

peter johnson

"CHAINSAW HOOKERS"!!

I also just saw one called "I Want Someone To Eat Cheese With" -- which is certainly a screwy title -- 'actually quite a good little film --

peter johnson/denny funny names club of America
I have no idea what this means.

Psycho Circus


Fishasaurus

#27
The Rats Are Coming, The Werewolves Are Here!  and Faster, p***ycat!  Kill!  Kill!  are two of the finest titles ever.  But I've always been partial to The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed-Up Zombies, Twisted Brain, Wild Zero  and of course Santa Claus Conquers The Martians.

EDIT:  Can't believe I forgot Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things!!!
It takes a child to raze a village. -- Jello Biafra

Cthulhu


Metropolisforever

#29
Some more outrageous movie titles:

The Earth Dies Screaming (1965)

Die, Faggot, Die! (2003)

Cheerleader Autopsy (2003)

Holla! If I Kill You (2003)

Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead (2007)

Chopper Chicks in Zombietown (1991)

Hellevator: The Bottled Fools (2005)

Fontane - Effi Briest oder: Viele, die eine Ahnung haben von ihren Möglichkeiten und Bedürfnissen und dennoch das herrschende System in ihrem Kopf akzeptieren durch ihre Taten und es somit festigen und durchaus bestätigen (1974)

Death Bed: The Bed That Eats (1977)

Actium Maximus: War of the Alien Dinosaurs (2005)

Schizophreniac: The Whore Mangler (1997)

Lightning Bolt: Power of Salad (2002)

Killer Drag Queens on Dope (2003)

Slutty Summer (2004)

Strip Nude for Your Killer (1975)

Don't Touch the White Woman! (1974)

Killer Condom (1996)

Deadly Snail vs. Kung Fu Killer (1988)

San Franpsycho (2006)

Horrors of Malformed Men (1969)

Sodoma's Ghost (1988)

Hate 2 O (2006)

Creature from the Hillbilly Lagoon (2005)

The Kung Fu Mummy (2005)

Bloodsucking Babes from Burbank (2006)

Coons! Night of the Bandits of the Night (2005)

Zombies Zombies Zombies (2007)

Bleach: Memories of Nobody: The Movie (2006)

Over-sexed Rugsuckers from Mars (1989)

Electile Dysfunction (2008)

The Curious Dr. Humpp (1967)

Skinny Tiger, Fatty Dragon (1990)

Encounter of the Spooky Kind (1980)

Buttcrack (1998)

I Spit on Your Corpse, I p**s on Your Grave (2001)

Sexual Matrix (1999)

Hell Comes to Frogtown (1987)

Harmagedon (1982)

Insaniac (2002)

The Peeping (2002)

Mannaja: A Man Called Blade (1977)

Decampitated (2003)

Monsturd (2003)

Weasels Rip My Flesh (1979)

Blood Sisters of Lesbian Sin (1997)

The Puppet Grave Digger (2003)

Vampyros Lesbos (1970)

Entrails of a Virgin (1986)

Entrails of a Beautiful Woman (1986)

Hemoglobin (2003)

...and many, many more...