Get your hand off my thigh...

[sprite75]

Get your hand off my thigh, Data.

[akiratubo]

"What does that hussy Tasha Yar have that I don't?"
"A vagina, Geordi.  A vagina."

[Ash]

"Say Geordi, fancy a little Bohemian Rhapsody?"
        "Why yes my good man!"

            

(queue headbanging scene like in Wayne's World)

[schmendrik]

1. "Don't look at me, I didn't have the beans for lunch. Besides, I don't have a digestive tract."

2. "OK, Mr. 'I don't need to run any data checks on the directions, my positronic memory is working perfectly', now we're lost. Suggestions?"

[Mr. DS]

1.) I thought you brought change for the Jersey turnpike. 
2.) Dude, hide the beer cans and act cool.  I'll do all the talking. 

[Menard]

Get your hand off my...schmendrik

That was the way the post title looked after schmendrik posted. It just seemed too funny to pass up.

[Inferno]

Data: Why are you the one driving? You're the blind one!

[AndyC]

Data: "It is 106 parsecs to Chicago, we have got a full tank of antimatter, half a pack of cigarettes, it is dark, and you are wearing sunglasses."

Geordi: "Hit it."

[Rev. Powell]

Data: "It is 106 parsecs to Chicago, we have got a full tank of antimatter, half a pack of cigarettes, it is dark, and you are wearing sunglasses."

Geordi: "Hit it."

Dang, I can't repeat a karma action for 6 hours.  Remind me to give you credit for this tomorrow.   

[Pennywise]

"Oh dude, I just hit that guys car in the parking lot! Let's get outta here!"

[Jack]

No Data, this is NOT the ultimate chick-mobile.  Trust me.

[asimpson2006]

Is that part of the stick shift in your pants or are you just happy to see me.

[NelsonRage]

"Look Data, for many years, the pretend speed limit was 55, now its 65"

[asimpson2006]

I can't drive 55, because my car only does 38.

[AndyC]

Data and Geordi go to White Castle