The Movie COMBINATION Thread!

[ghouck]

The Nutty Professor (1996) + Gymkata = The Gymkata Professor: Morbidly obese professor teaches self defense with the help of a pommel horse.

[Flangepart]

My Giant + The Giant Claw = My Giant Claw.
A short statured comedian tries to tame a huge alien bird creature for success on the wrestling circut.

[Andrew]

"Groundhog Day" + "50 First Dates" = "Infinity Day"  A film where Bill Murray relives the same day, over and over, but is unable to remember the previous day when he wakes up the next morning.  So he never changes, and stays stuck in the same day forever.

[claws]

The Terminator (1984) + Avatar (2009) = The Avatarminator

A paraplegic cyborg is brought to another planet, Pandora, to eliminate Kyle Reese who was sent from the future to kill the Na'vi, a humanoid race worshiping Sarah Connor who is trying to get back to earth. The confused cyborg becomes torn between following his orders or to join the Navy.

[retrorussell]

Blood Beach + Beach Blanket Bingo= Blood Beach Blanket Bingo
Frankie and Annette have a party on a beach where people are getting sucked into the sand and eaten by an unseen creature.

[Cthulhu]

The Nutty Professor (1996) + Gymkata = The Gymkata Professor: Morbidly obese professor teaches self defense with the help of a pommel horse.

WANT.

[retrorussell]

Time After Time + Time Bandits= TIME AFTER TIME BANDITS
Treasure-seeking little people are pursued by the Supreme Being and encounter Jack The Ripper and Evil (both played by David Warner!) when they steal Professor H.G. Wells' time machine.

[Leah]

The Iron Giant+ The Giant Claw= The Giant Iron Claw- Ever since the Giant Claw got killed, its breed of aliens got armored up for battle against Earthlings. But Humans have a secret weapon- The antimatter atomic bomb!

[66Crush]

I Spit on Your Grave + Bring it On= A gory Cheerleader Revenge flick. Brings a new meaning to the term "spirit fingers."

[Raffine]

THERE WILL BE BLOOD + FREAK FEAK = THERE WILL BE BLOOD FEAK

An ambitious motorcycle-riding poultry prospector schemes to buy up all the turkey farms in the west. After drinking a milkshake spiked with experimental drugs he periodically transforms into a turkey headed monster who craves the blood of laudanum addicts. He is accompanied by his son, an emotionally fragile turkey egg.

[The Burgomaster]

* CROSSROADS + THE DRESSER = THE CROSS DRESSER (starring Ru Paul and Divine)

* NOT WITHOUT MY DAUGHTER + HARDCORE = NOT WITHOUT MY HARDCORE (don't leave home without it)

* KISS OF THE SPIDER WOMAN + TRUE GRIT = KISS MY GRITS (theatrical remake of the ALICE TV show)

* ALIEN CONTAMINATION + INCEPTION = ALIEN CONTRACEPTION ('nuff said)

* SHANE + BRANNIGAN = SHENANIGANS (a wacky romp where a cowboy teams up with a no-nonsense cop)

* MAJOR PAYNE + ASSASSINATION = MAJOR PAIN IN THE ASS (we're all familiar with this one)

[Flick James]

"Groundhog Day" + "50 First Dates" = "Infinity Day"  A film where Bill Murray relives the same day, over and over, but is unable to remember the previous day when he wakes up the next morning.  So he never changes, and stays stuck in the same day forever.

What's the run time? 

[Flangepart]

THE EVIL BRAIN FROM OUTER SPACE + PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE +TEENAGERS FROM OUTER SPACE = Three competeing space going incompetants do battle from planet earth. Balazars brain starts an evil Sushi franchise, The leader sells stock in Gargon on a platter resteraunts, while Eros raises the dead to staff the food joints.
Then Star Man, Pilot Jeff and whats his name get hungry, and discover the evil plot.
And thats just the first five miunits.

[Flick James]

Sense and Sensibility + Inception = Inceptibility:

Elinor Dashwood (played by Emma Thompson) and her sisters learn their older half brother is left the bulk of their father's inheritance, leaving them in potential squalor in Victorian England. She hires Dom Cobb (Leonardo DeCaprio) to invade her dying father's dreams and convince him to leave everything to her.

[claws]

Easy A (2010) + The A-Team (2010) = The Easy A-Team

The A-Team are sent on a mission to refurnish a clean-cut high school student's damaged social standing after taking advance of a rumor that got out of hand.  

Precious (2009) + She's All That (1999) = She's All Phat

A high school jock (Freddie Prinze, jr.) makes a bet that he can turn an overweight, illiterate and pregnant girl (Gabourey Sidibe) into the school's prom queen.