13 escential bad movies.

[Nukie 2]

3. Bog - Don't really know what to say about this one.  Watch it, and it will all make sense.

That movie had the most mind-numbingly slowest pace of all films I've ever seen, to top it off, the camera broke and frames would feeze every time the camera shifted.
The ending is the best part, for me, that's the only way I could justify seeing this, other than the worst printed blooper in history!

[ghouck]

13) Kentucky Fried Movie

This was described to me as "What the outcome would be if a bunch of college dropout stoners tried to make an American version of a Monty Python movie".

Not sure if I agree, but I see what they were getting at. I did especially like the 'Zinc' skit.

[the Rev. J. Darkside]

My current list:
  1. 'Plan 9 From Outer Space'--Obviously. I just watched it again today!
  2. 'King of the Zombies'--Is it just me, or is this film a little racist?
  3. 'Maniac Cop'--This goofy-ass flick coupled with Campbell's brilliance make this film good for screening at any drunken group activity.
  4. 'Sleepaway Camp'--What the hell is wrong is with this picture?
  5. 'La Bruja'--I only know a few Spanish phrases, but this 1956 (in Spanish) picture's plot is one silly science fiction or supernatural cliché after another.
  6. 'Black Fist'--Leroy Fisk (can a name get "blacker?") is gonna earn enough money to buy his own nightclub by streetfighting for the Mafia (naturally!).
  7. 'Doctor Blood's Coffin'--The box art says it all.
  9. 'The Street Fighter'--This flick and its sequels prove Takuma Tsurugi as a badass who'll sell a woman into slavery and rip a rapist's testicle's off. Versatile.
 10. 'Last Action Hero'--I love this cameo raped flop. Schwarzenegger rewrote the story from two guys to lampoon action film clichés of 1980's and 1990's.
 11. 'Smokey and the Bandit Part III'--As Hicks explains in a deleted scene from 'Clerks.': "Best Burtless movie ever made." Did this film do anything right?
 12. 'Red Heat'--This film's producers picked their facts about Russia from a damn Ouija board. The Russian police's printer couldn't even print in Cyrillic!
 13. 'Escape from LA'--Kurt Russell proves once again that imitating Clint Eastwood is cool. Recycled plot, (regretably) no Van Cleef and cool music. View it.

I almost forgot the awesome 'Evil Dead II: Dead by Dawn' and the unforgetable and mandatory 'Forbidden Zone.' Not to forget 'Maximum Overdrive,' the pinnacle of American cinema. Honorable mention: 'Commando.'

[Kester Pelagius]

3. 'Maniac Cop'--This goofy-ass flick coupled with Campbell's brilliance make this film good for screening at any drunken group activity.

I caught part of one of these movies once.  Didn't think much of it.

4. 'Sleepaway Camp'--What the hell is wrong is with this picture?

A movie that was struggling to be almost so bad it's good but kinda just went poof.

12. 'Red Heat'--This film's producers picked their facts about Russia from a damn Ouija board. The Russian police's printer couldn't even print in Cyrillic!

Are we talking the incredibly stupid Auhnold movie or the Linda Blair WIP flick?

13. 'Escape from LA'--Kurt Russell proves once again that imitating Clint Eastwood is cool. Recycled plot, (regretably) no Van Cleef and cool music. View it.

What's not to love about this zany movie, eh?

[the Rev. J. Darkside]

In regards to Red Heat... I haven't seen it, but wasn't that Linda Blair flick set in Germany, and not Russia? The other one is a cult film in Russia. Arnold's uniform is made of seventeen different uniforms, bad pronounciation and a host of other flaws about Russia and Russian culture have made our formally red friends wet themselves with delight. We can enjoy its awfulness, too... like in a double feature with Commando, another entertaining crap fest. I miss Rae Dawn Chong....

[fortunato]

Pieces
Sisters of Death
The Evil Brain from Outer Space
Manos:  The Hands of Fate
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Troll 2
The House By the Cemetery
The House at the Edge of the Park
Bride of the Monster
Invasion of the Bee Girls
The Dungeonmaster
The Kindred
The Terror

[Doggett]

Tank Girl
The Brain that wouldn't Die
Evil Dead 2
Spiders 2
Freddy's Dead the final Nightmare
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark
House of the dead...It really is as bad as everyone says
Braindead (everywhere in the world except the US ) / Dead Alive (The US)
Bubba Ho Tep
Mortal Kombat...does that count ?
Dementia 13
Joe's Apartment
House

[Saucerman]

Manos: The Hands of Fate
The Toxic Avenger
Plan 9 from Outer Space
It Conquered the World
Evil Dead II
Creature from the Haunted Sea
Them!
Tarantula
The Brain from Planet Arous
The Tingler
Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Poultrygeist
C.H.U.D.

[Justy]

Let's see my 13 favorite bad movies...

01) Battle Beyond The Stars [1980]
02) Hawk The Slayer [1980]
03) The Forbidden Zone [1980]
04) The Ice Pirates [1984]
05) Krull [1983]
06) Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone [1983]
07) Flash Gordon [1980]
08) El Topo [1970]
09) The Children [1980]
10) The Stuff [1985]
11) Superman III [1983]
12) Godzilla vs. The Smog Monster [1971]
13) The Manitou [1978]

1980 was one damn good year for movies.

[CheezeFlixz]

8) Digital Dreams
- It's a long story. It's easier to appreciate if your old enough to remember 5.5 floppies.

Is this one actually "Electric Dreams"?

anywho ...

13 Essential Bad Movies .... hmmmm

in no order ...

1. Flash Gordon (duh)
2. Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
3. Planet of the Apes (I questioned if this could be considered a b-movie, but I think it is as they never expected it to be a hit.)
4. Freaks
5. Mars needs Women
6. Kiss Me, Quick
7. Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death (Even though I really dislike Bill Maher)
8. Frankenhooker
9. Re-Animator
10. Killer Klowns from Outer Space
11. Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
12. The Blob
13. Road House (In honor of Patrick Swayze who is battling cancer)

and about 1000 more ...

[fortunato]

I forgot two that I should add:

Mr. Jingles- two of my friends helped make this one.
Creepers