Hot Czech Underwear Model Has No Belly Button

[Raffine]

A THEOLOGICAL QUESTION: Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?

[Rev. Powell]

A THEOLOGICAL QUESTION: Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?

Are you implying that Eve, the mother of all mankind, may currently be working as a hot Czech underwear model?   

[AndyC]

A THEOLOGICAL QUESTION: Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?

Whoa! You're blowin' my mind, dude!

[Raffine]

A THEOLOGICAL QUESTION: Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?

Are you implying that Eve, the mother of all mankind, may currently be working as a hot Czech underwear model?   

See for yourself:



(Note: no bellybuttons)

Whoa! You're blowin' my mind, dude!

Can God create a rock so heavy He can't lift it? 

And does He have a Belly Button?

[AndyC]

Can God create a rock so heavy He can't lift it? 

And does He have a Belly Button?

Of course God can create a rock so heavy even He can't lift it. He's a perfect being. And, being perfect, He can also lift the rock that even he can't lift. That's not contradictory at all. It says so in the Bible - right next to the part where it says dancing is wicked.

And He most certainly does have a belly button. We are all created in His divine image, therefore He must have a belly button. The Bible says so. As a perfect being, he needs no reason for it to be there. He is, in fact, so perfect that He has always existed with this feature, just so that He could someday create people in his image who reproduce the way we do. In fact, He has a full reproductive system, in spite of being the only one of His kind.

Now, I have to get back to handling my snakes.

[Rev. Powell]

Can God create a rock so heavy He can't lift it? 

And does He have a Belly Button?

Can God lift his own belly button?  (I have a feeling AndyC would say yes). 

[the master]

a kid at my middle school CLAIMS not to have one of course i cant say for sure

[Doggett]

Its because these girls are all vat grown.
-Ed

I knew it...