I think that GPS isn't working right

sprite75 · December 16, 2008, 11:44:05 PM

Obi-Wan: Where the hell are we?! I thought you had this freaking GPS programmed to take us to Quark's Bar, Grill, Embassy, Gaming House and Holosuite Arcade?!
Anakin: So did I! This is the last time I use a cheap GPS! First thing in the morning I'm stopping at the store and getting a TomTom or a Garmin!

Jack · December 17, 2008, 08:27:53 AM

Obi Wan: "So you've failed your driver's test three times?"
Anakin: "The force was not with me master."

Doggett · December 17, 2008, 09:44:42 PM

Warp drive isn't suitable for cars.

AndyC · December 18, 2008, 11:53:43 PM

"You call this parallel parking? It's practically perpendicular!"

ghouck · December 20, 2008, 12:31:10 AM

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AndyC · December 20, 2008, 06:55:58 AM

"Don't touch the chrome, don't touch the windows, don't touch the upholstery, don't touch nothin'!"

Mr. DS · December 21, 2008, 02:30:02 PM

These thrill rides at Disney aren't what they used to be Anakin.

Magnus · December 22, 2008, 08:09:34 PM

Get in the car boy
Put your seatbelt on
I never ride with anyone
unless they wear their seatbelt
It's one of my rules...

AndyC · December 23, 2008, 12:23:32 AM

Karma for the Repo Man quote. Come to think of it, a lot of lines from that movie would work with this picture.

"Regular people spend their lives avoiding tense situations. A Jedi spends his life getting into tense situations."

Flangepart · December 24, 2008, 12:46:10 PM

Obi-Wan :Its a hundred light years to Chicago IX, we got a half charge in our light sabers, its dark and we're jedi.
Anakin : Hit it.

sprite75 · September 02, 2015, 08:50:13 PM

Obi-Wan: Jesus, Anakin, could you change the channel?
Anakin: F**k you man. If you don't like my f**kin' music get your own f**king airspeeder!
Obi-Wan: I had a rough...
Anakin: I land and kick your ass out!
Obi-Wan: Anakin, come on! I had a rough night and I hate the f**kin' Eagles, man!