Intruder gets "the squeeze"

[sprite75]

Michael G. Dick of Gresham, Oregon broke into the home of an 88 year old woman.  How did the woman respond?  By giving his marbles a good squeeze.

Ouch.  Just hearing about that story made that region of my body tense up in just a tiny little bit of sympathy.

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

I love hearing these sorts of stories.  Not due to the marble racking, but the victim not being a victim.  Aother Portland story:
http://www.kgw.com/news-local/stories/kgw_082008_news_parkland_barista.17c20021.html

Bikini barista throws boiling water on cross-dressing flasher

Boiled Marbles!
-Ed

[Psycho Circus]

That old lady is a pervert. 

[ghouck]

That old lady is a pervert. 

Yea, , I can't believe someone would use being burglarized as an opportunity to cop a cheap feel.