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Started by Ed, Ego and Superego, January 12, 2009, 04:29:56 PM

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Ed, Ego and Superego

Some of you have done a bit of writing.   How is this for concise?
http://www.sixwordstories.net/

In a less serious vein:
http://www.rinkworks.com/bookaminute/

very very short book summaries, also some movie ones.

-Ed
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?

Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes

indianasmith

Hmmm . . . a six word story with a BadMovies.org theme . . .

OK, here goes.

People died.  Zombies Rose.  Chaos Ensued.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

JJ80

Saucers soared serenely. Intent unknown. Caution!
There are few things more beautiful than a sporting montage with a soft-rock soundtrack

schmendrik

Togas, armor, loincloths. Historic accuracy doubtful.

schmendrik

I think this is a hilarious idea and I'd love to see some more. Would it help get the creative juices flowing if we asked people to contribute movies they'd like to see summaries of in 6 words?

For example: "Mary Poppins"

Go for it.

frank

Quote from: schmendrik on January 13, 2009, 09:35:22 AM

For example: "Mary Poppins"

Go for it.


You can stand under my umbrella.


Admittedly, ripped off the Rhianna song...

......"Now toddle off and fly your flying machine."

lester1/2jr

#6
public library computers home to cult

peter johnson

Way more than 6 words, but Richard Brautigan really did submit and get published this short story in the early '60's, waaayyy before computerized brevity:

"It's very difficult to live next door to someone who's learning to play the cello", she said as she handed the police the revolver.

I forget the title, but I've never forgotten the story.  Brautigan is still a favorite author of mine.

peter johnson/denny crane
I have no idea what this means.

ghouck

oh god, Oh God, OH GOD!


That one was a porno. . . :bouncegiggle:


Mothers, Zombies, and Lawnmowers, Oh My!
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Raffine

the late, great Forrest J. Ackerman claims to have written the shortest science fiction story ever:

Cosmic Report Card: Earth

F
If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

indianasmith

How about a vampire story:

Coffin unearthed - virgins pale.  Dracula rises.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

lester1/2jr

tennesse tuxedo eats chilly willy buuurp

Doggett

James Bond.


Guns, girls, gadgets, catchy theme tune.

                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Saucerman

The original six word story is probably the best...forget who wrote it (Hemingway maybe?)

"For sale: Baby shoes.  Never worn."


Ed, Ego and Superego

It was Hemmingway.   

Heres mine: Chad don't open door! Head falls.

-Ed
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?

Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes