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Things You Probably Won't Hear At Inaugurations

Started by Mr. DS, January 22, 2009, 09:01:15 PM

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ghouck

Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

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CheezeFlixz

QuoteThings You Probably Won't Hear At Inaugurations

A coherant sentence.

Raffine

Something we DID hear many times: the word "balls".

Something you probably won't hear?

How about a reference to the Obamas' preferred sexual perversion.

Oh, wait:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neCIg0BiXbE&eurl=http://www.wwtdd.com/
If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

ghouck

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"I will defeat Al Queda with the mighty fist of freedom and a scorching dose of venereal disease"

"I would like every citizen to know that I did not persue presidency for wealth or power, but rather for poontang and weed connections"

Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Javakoala

Quote from: Raffine on January 23, 2009, 02:50:17 PM
Something we DID hear many times: the word "balls".

Something you probably won't hear?

How about a reference to the Obamas' preferred sexual perversion.

Oh, wait:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neCIg0BiXbE&eurl=http://www.wwtdd.com/

Wait, wait...did she say "FISTING"?

ghouck

Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Javakoala


CheezeFlixz

That's just a mental image I really didn't need.

Raffine

If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

AndyC

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