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PHANTASM haiku

Started by indianasmith, August 26, 2007, 02:34:57 PM

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indianasmith

A hearse is  a hearse
Unless it carries a curse
Tall Man drives alone.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

AndyC

Creepy mortician
Making dead people shorter
Beware of the ball
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

cudaboy72

Its nice to see people who know really good movies, I have them all and even the cuda die cast. Tall Man rules, Phantasm 4 life............ :cheers:

William Weird

Boyyyy! Boyyyy! Boyyyy! Boyyyy! Boyyyyyyyy!
Boyyyy! Boyyyy! Boyyyy! Boyyyy! Boyyyy! Boyyyy! Boyyyyyyyy!
Boyyyy! Boyyyy! Boyyyy! Boyyyy! Boyyyyyyyy!

BruceCampbell16

Ahh, Phantasm. My favorite movie. Saw a screening with all the actors a few months ago!

Your breath becomes cold
The Lady in Lavender
Shows you your maker

GilbyFromMagoombo

Floating Silver Ball
Comes Flying Quickly, Like Dart...
A Hole In Your Head.

Wag

Tall Man gives life to
Dwarf slaves to work in dessert.
Who saw that coming?
Where the hell is that soothing music coming from?

metalmonster

Tall Man's Shiny Balls
Will Make You As Dead As Sh*t
There Is No Escape