Film Quote of the Day

meQal · February 15, 2009, 11:45:12 AM

"You're weird ya know?" - Jessie - Hard Rock Zombies

Mr. DS · February 15, 2009, 12:07:03 PM

"God bless your hands..."
I Spit On Your Grave
Right before the guy's unit gets sliced off...

Doggett · February 15, 2009, 12:22:12 PM

"Wanna date ? Goin' out ? Lookin' for some action ?"...Frankenhooker.

Dennis · February 15, 2009, 01:03:52 PM

"Well hello mister fancypants, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leading but two things right now, Jack and #%*@, and Jack just left town!.............Ash

schmendrik · February 15, 2009, 05:36:18 PM

Mick: Yeah, well, we weren't in hell! I mean, there was this bright white light at the end of a long tunnel, right, and there was these chicks' voices, and that music...
Anton: Music?
Pnub: Yeah, kinda uncool music, like, Enya. And these chicks' voices, they were saying, "come to us, come towards the light".
Anton: So what happened?
Mick: We figured, f**k it, I mean, it was really far!

- Idle Hands

Doggett · February 16, 2009, 11:07:31 AM

"Don't feel right, firing an air-to-ground missile at a woman."....Attack of the 50ft. Woman

Psycho Circus · February 16, 2009, 12:51:48 PM

"I know! Look at me! I'm hideous! Do you think I wanna be this way? A freak? That's why we are here! To take back our lives! Somewhere in this ship, is the key to changing us back! Let's find it together! we can take the Guyver out of you! We can make normal again! Isn't that what you want?"

-Guyver: Dark Hero

InformationGeek · February 16, 2009, 03:47:16 PM

Thirty seconds, no more Dick! Thirty seconds, no more Dick!

- Itchy

From Dick Tracy (1990)

Derf · February 16, 2009, 08:51:20 PM

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."
--Nada (Roddy Piper), They Live

MST3KFan · February 16, 2009, 09:23:28 PM

Crow T. Robot: "What is it about the gates of hell that compels people to wander into them?"

Joel: "It's because of Smucker's Raspberry Preserves."

Crow T. Robot: "Hey, what's he gonna do? Borrow a cup of sugar from Satan?"

Joel: "No, he's gonna borrow a cup of Smucker's Raspberry Jam; it's almost like real fruit."

-from MST3K episode -S03E03 "Pod People"

Mr. DS · February 16, 2009, 09:57:30 PM

"Its alright everything is going to be fine. We're going to be safe. I know where to go. I'm not sure if I can explain it, its only a feeling I had. I felt a communication. A series of images, after which I knew what was happening to us and I knew our fear was unnecessary. I don't think it knew what deception was, it goes beyond those things, millions of years beyond. And yet there is a feeling there or warmth. These are life forms evolved past anything our imaginations are capable of proceeding now."

The Day Time Ended (in an attempt to explain two hours of bad special effects and plot holes wider than the Grand Canyon)

HappyGilmore · February 16, 2009, 10:10:43 PM

"Oh my god, he's got an afro!"

Terror Firmer- Seconds after a bald stuntman gets killed by way of a falling light, and he now sports a giant afro in his newly deceased state, we hear this yelled. Classic that always makes me laugh for some stupid reason.

michael_ · February 17, 2009, 02:53:42 AM

"Brother, life's a b***h... and she's back in heat."
-They Live

My second favorite quote from They Live, Derf posted the best one.

Doggett · February 17, 2009, 08:58:56 AM

"Where you gonna go ? Where you gonna run ? Where you gonna hide ? Nowhere, cos there's no-one like you left."
Body Snatchers

Mr. DS · February 17, 2009, 09:14:57 AM

"We've got a date with destiny...and it looks like she ordered the lobster!"
The Shoveller - Mystery Men