Film Quote of the Day

[Doggett]

"I'll let my hammer speak for itself"

Steel

[metalmonster]

"I'm Goin' On Safari Motherfu**er!"


- DEATH TO SMOOCHY

[3mnkids]

I thought you of all people would appreciate efforts to deconstruct the colonialist paternalistic agrarian hierarchy that disenfranchises the Tangata Whenua and erodes the natural resources of Aotearoa~ Black Sheep. 

[AndyC]

"Wouldn't we look like a bunch of Johnny-come-latelies, braggin' on our own midget, doesn't matter how stumpy."

- O Brother, Where Art Thou?

[metalmonster]

"I'm gonna shove one of those electric hearing aids so far up your a** that you'll be able to hear your small intestine as it produces s**t!"


-STEP BROTHERS

[Doggett]

"It's like Day of The Dead without the helicoptor"

Evil Aliens.

[metalmonster]

"Nobody Tosses A Dwarf!"


-Gimli FromTHE LORD OF THE RINGS : The Fellowship Of The Ring

[Dennis]

"It's just like Vietnam, but without the fun of shooting back!"

Luke - The Gilmore Girls

[InformationGeek]

Rinaldi Vivaldo: What are we supposed to do? Stay here and have our asses chewed out by our mothers?

From Flesh Eating Mothers (1988)

[metalmonster]

"Lets See How They Like The Taste Of My......C**k Rocket!"




-ORGAZMO

[InformationGeek]

I will personally rip your heart out of your ass and shove back down your throat.

From Barb Wire

[Dennis]

"I agree it's an adrenaline fueled thrill ride, but there's no way you could perpatrate that much carnage without generating a considerable amount of paperwork."

Sergeant Angel - Hot Fuzz

[Psycho Circus]

"To take a cold shower, I've got a date with a soap on a rope!"

-Friday 13th Part VII: The New Blood

[AndyC]

"Forget? You ask me to forget? A Firefly never forgets. Why, my ancestors would rise from their graves, and I'd only have to bury them again. Nothing doing."

- Rufus T. Firefly, Duck Soup

[Psycho Circus]

"I'm a man, not a fish."

-Highlander (1986)