Film Quote of the Day

[Rev. Powell]

"You are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence."

--Time Bandits

[ghouck]

"HERE, , wash this. . "

-History of the World Part 1

[laurencn106]

"Did they look like psychos, is that what they looked like?  They were VAMPIRES!  Psychos do not EXPLODE when sunlight hits them; I don't give a f**k how crazy they are!"
    -Seth Gecko, From Dusk to Dawn

[Psycho Circus]

"He shot an old lady and a puppy!"

-Traxx (1988)

[metalmonster]

ALEX : "You spent all of our rent money on hookers?!!!"

ALEX'S ROOMMATE : "They're Not Hookers!....They're Massage Therapists!"

ALEX : "They're Women Who Massage Your C**k For Money ....There's A Word For That ......It's Called A Hooker"



From The Movie GRANDMA'S BOY

[SkullBat308]

"I should have known it. The rest of the world doesn't exist. " -Francesco Dellamorte

[ghouck]

"Even if you WERE my brother, I'd still want to f**k you. . "

-A Fish Called Wanda

[Psycho Circus]

"Earthman, your Mickey Mouse is one big stupid dope!"

-EnemyMine (1985)

[metalmonster]

"If Nobody Gets In My Way Then Nobody Gets Hurt"



Michael Douglas In The Movie
FALLING DOWN

[Saucerman]

"You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that." -- Jefferson Smith (James Stewart), MR. SMITH GOES TO WASHINGTON

[Psycho Circus]

"Would a cop taking a leak on the side of the road interest you?"

-Smokey & The Bandit

[BTM]

"You gotta think about it like the first time you got laid.  You just gotta go, 'Daddy, are you sure this is right?'"
            -Tank Girl

[Psycho Circus]

"I won't give you a hand! Christ she's dead... Leave her alone!"

-Demoni (1985)

[BTM]

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [on the ship's intercom] This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then - explode.

      -Serenity

[Psycho Circus]

"But Bernie! The Maserati......THE MASERATI!!"

-Weekend At Bernie's" (1989)


...God I love that!