Film Quote of the Day

[Vik]

Jeff Trent: Ah, what's the use of makin' a fuss. Last night I saw a flyin' object that couldn't a possibly been from this planet, but I can't talk about it. I'm muzzled by Army Brass. I can't even admit I saw the thing!
-Plan 9 from outer space

Irony

[Blacklight]

"Give me the rod !"
"What about my head !?!"

Said back to back in the movie "Dungeons & Dragons".  I almost fell off my chair when I heard the actors say that.  Obviously, the script writers didn't proof read that scene. 

[Cthulhu]

Get to da choppa!

[Sleepyskull]

Dutch: You fall behind and you're on your own!

(spoken in best Arnold Schwarzenegger voice)

from Predator (1987)

[Psycho Circus]

"I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight."

-Withnail & I (1986)

[metalmonster]

POLICE INTEROGATOR : "Where's Harvey Dent?"

JOKER : " What Time Is It?"

POLICE INTEROGATOR : "What Does That Have To Do With Anything?!"

JOKER: "Well You See ...Depending On What Time It Is .....He Could Be In One Place.....Or Several"



From THE DARK KNIGHT
It Was A Terrible Movie But The Joker Was Awesome

[oxode]

"Some guy was here to complain about police violence."
"Hm, what did he say?"
"The usual stuff: Outch, uh, outch, outch, . . . please! No, I will not complain again . . ."

[Psycho Circus]

"I was wondering, if you were driving 55 miles per hour and you collided with a runaway train, would it make ANY improvement on your face?"

-Licence To Drive (1988)

[Vik]

"The governement has been preoccupied with building a bigger p*nis for years."
-Evil Kung Fu guy from Black Dynamite

[InformationGeek]

From Battlefield Earth:

Jonnie Goodboy Tyler: (Extremely overacting) Has anyone seen one? A monster? A demon? A BEAST? YAH!

Pure awesome!

[Leah]

Monco:[counting reward sums of outlaws he just killed] Ten thousand... twelve thousand... fifteen... sixteen... seventeen... twenty-two. Twenty-two?
[a cowboy comes from behind, Monco turns and shoots him dead]
Col. Douglas Mortimer:Any trouble, boy?
Monco:No, old man. Thought I was having trouble with my adding. It's all right now.
- For A Few Dollars More

[metalmonster]

"My Wife And I Had A Great Sex Life....Once A Week We Had Sex.....Then She Died....Then It Became Three Or Four Times A Week!"


SAY IT ISN'T SO

[Psycho Circus]

Danny McGavin: "...Makes us sound like a bunch of tampons."

Captain: "No. Tampons go someplace good."

-Colors (1988)

[diamondwaspvenom]

You missed! With a cannon!

-Tremors 4: The Legend Begins (2004)

[Leah]

[Szpilman is discovered by the Polish army, wearing the German dress coat given him by Capt. Hosenfeld]
Wladyslaw Szpilman: No. Please. I'm Polish. I'm not a German.
Polish Soldier: Then why the f**king coat?
Wladyslaw Szpilman: I'm cold.
The Pianist.