Film Quote of the Day

[Psycho Circus]

"Milk was a bad choice"

-Anchorman

[Rev. Powell]

"I'm not an American.  I'm a nymphomaniac."
--THE SADDEST MUSIC IN THE WORLD

[Rev. Powell]

"If you're sad, and like beer, I'm your lady."
--THE SADDEST MUSIC IN THE WORLD

[Rev. Powell]

"Sadness is just happiness turned on its ass!"
--THE SADDEST MUSIC IN THE WORLD

[Psycho Circus]

Beano: "Are you still a road dog, Hughie?"
Hughie: "Nah. The last tour I did was ten years ago. It was Aerosmith, but they've gone and cleaned up their act. It's all wheatgrass juice and f**kin' pumpkin seeds. I hope you guys are still crazy, or I'm outta here."

-Still Crazy

[Rev. Powell]

"Nobody beats the Siamese when it comes to dignity, twins or cats."
--THE SADDEST MUSIC IN THE WORLD

[Venomx73]

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "Let me out. Let me out of here. Get me the hell out of here. What's the matter with you people? I was joking! Don't you know a joke when you hear one? HA-HA-HA-HA. Jesus Christ, get me out of here! Open this goddamn door or I'll kick your rotten heads in! Mommy!"

[Leah]

From Spirited Away:
Chihiro: How did you know my name was Chihiro?
Haku: I have known you since you were very small.

[JaseSF]

"Fifty years ago, all the effort and passion Japan put into the war resulted in Hiroshima and defeat. Then the Americans came - bringing their nuclear deterrent, their Cold War, their Hollywood-chewing gum war, and now, all over the world, bullet wars, civil wars, death. We've become a rich nation, and what is all our wealth and power built on? The bloody corpses of all those wars." - Arakawa (Patlabor 2: The Movie [1993] - The English Dubbed Version)

[alandhopewell]

      "What IS it with you?"
     -Dr. Mc Coy, to Captain Kirk, who has (again!) chatted up an alien woman, in STAR TREK VI.

[ChaosTheory]

"Look kid, anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel.  I doubt anyone would miss you."
--Mel, CLUELESS

[Rev. Powell]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq1aU6rFcNQ

[Rev. Powell]

"I teach a course on masturbation, and if I'm late, they start without me."
--Woody Allen, ZELIG

[indianasmith]

"Slow and clumsy, kinsman! A child could have avoided that attack." - Sean Connery, HIGHLANDER

[Flangepart]

"Call it- a hunch. Paroom-CHING!" I-gor, Young Frankenstein.