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Worst Movie You Paid to See?

Started by hotspur, February 16, 2009, 12:40:54 PM

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Doggett

Quote from: The DarkSider on February 17, 2009, 01:45:41 PM
Austin Powers, Goldmember - Some people think this is the best one...I guess they didn't see the first two.  They'd realize all three did was rehash the same old sh*t in part 3.

Sorry, DS, but it's my fave of the three...
                                             

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HappyGilmore

Quote from: The DarkSider on February 17, 2009, 01:45:41 PM
Austin Powers, Goldmember - Some people think this is the best one...I guess they didn't see the first two.  They'd realize all three did was rehash the same old sh*t in part 3.
I think Myers is funny, don't get me wrong.  But they could've done without part 3.  And does he really have to play like, 15 different characters?

On the whole, if they had to have done a part 3, it should've just focused on Dr. Evil, Scott and Mini Me.  Myers is hilarious as Dr. Evil.  And oddly enough, Jim Carrey was supposed to play it, but ended up doing The Grinch.
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Shadow

Leonard Part 6 - the only movie I ever walked out on
Battlefield Earth
Highlander 2
Highlander 3
Howard the Duck
Return of Swamp Thing
Jaws 3-D
Jaws the Revenge
Shadow
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ghouck

Moonstruck. It did work out for the better in that the girl I took to see it and I left and found something better to do :)
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asimpson2006

The Happening, but I didn't pay for it so that doesn't count.

The Avengers
X-men

hotspur

Quote from: Shadow on February 17, 2009, 10:56:22 PM
Leonard Part 6 - the only movie I ever walked out on
Battlefield Earth
Highlander 2
Highlander 3
Howard the Duck
Return of Swamp Thing
Jaws 3-D
Jaws the Revenge


HOw is it possible that you went to see Highlander III after seeing Highlander II?? 

Doggett

Quote from: asimpson2006 on February 18, 2009, 10:38:21 AM
The Happening, but I didn't pay for it so that doesn't count.

The Avengers


You paid to see The Avengers!!!! :bouncegiggle:

Oh, man.
That's funny!!!!
I saw it on the telly and I still felt cheated.
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

asimpson2006

Quote from: doggett on February 18, 2009, 02:13:29 PM
You paid to see The Avengers!!!! :bouncegiggle:

Oh, man.
That's funny!!!!
I saw it on the telly and I still felt cheated.

Well my aunt gave me the money to see it.  It is something I don't like to talk about.

Doggett

Quote from: asimpson2006 on February 18, 2009, 02:53:44 PM
Quote from: doggett on February 18, 2009, 02:13:29 PM
You paid to see The Avengers!!!! :bouncegiggle:

Oh, man.
That's funny!!!!
I saw it on the telly and I still felt cheated.

Well my aunt gave me the money to see it.  It is something I don't like to talk about.


I gave you karma to make you feel better  :wink:
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Javakoala

Quote from: doggett on February 18, 2009, 02:13:29 PM
Quote from: asimpson2006 on February 18, 2009, 10:38:21 AM
The Happening, but I didn't pay for it so that doesn't count.

The Avengers


You paid to see The Avengers!!!! :bouncegiggle:

Oh, man.
That's funny!!!!
I saw it on the telly and I still felt cheated.

The movie wouldn't have sucked so bad if they had put Elizabeth Hurley in as Ms. Peel, and hadn't made the film about something to take over the world. Maybe just something sinister to threaten Liverpool.

Shadow

Quote from: hotspur on February 18, 2009, 12:00:24 PM
Quote from: Shadow on February 17, 2009, 10:56:22 PM
Leonard Part 6 - the only movie I ever walked out on
Battlefield Earth
Highlander 2
Highlander 3
Howard the Duck
Return of Swamp Thing
Jaws 3-D
Jaws the Revenge


HOw is it possible that you went to see Highlander III after seeing Highlander II?? 

I was more optimistic in those days. :teddyr:
Shadow
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Doggett

Quote from: Javakoala on February 18, 2009, 03:46:40 PM
Quote from: doggett on February 18, 2009, 02:13:29 PM
Quote from: asimpson2006 on February 18, 2009, 10:38:21 AM
The Happening, but I didn't pay for it so that doesn't count.

The Avengers


You paid to see The Avengers!!!! :bouncegiggle:

Oh, man.
That's funny!!!!
I saw it on the telly and I still felt cheated.

The movie wouldn't have sucked so bad if they had put Elizabeth Hurley in as Ms. Peel, and hadn't made the film about something to take over the world. Maybe just something sinister to threaten Liverpool.

If it was Liverpool nobody would care.  :bouncegiggle:
I'm only kidding, Liverpudlians.  :wink:
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

JaseSF

Should have asked for a refund for these two:

The Waterboy
National Lampoon's Senoir Trip
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

vanlutz

I lived at the movies when I was a kid. I was 14 and the owners used to let me into R rated pictures because  they all knew me by name.

I never walked out on anything. But, I went to see Nashville and I literally sat there and started to cry, I wanted it to be over. I think this was nominated for Best Picture, but I haven't seen it since. Rocky was another piece of crap I couldn't stand. To me, it was just one long Stallone monologue.

WingedSerpent

At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...