You know you're a bad movie lover when:

[Psycho Circus]

61.)  You've seen Linnea Quigley's exposed breasts in at least 5 different movies. 

66. You buy movies just for Linnea Quigley's breasts.   

I don't have any films of her...
Can someone recommend some ?

WHAT! 

"Return Of The Living Dead" and "Night Of The Demons" are essential! 

[Saucerman]

I'll throw in a vote for "Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-o-Rama" as well.

[Andrew]

66. You buy movies just for Linnea Quigley's breasts.   

I don't have any films of her...
Can someone recommend some ?

Avoiding the more painful movies she's been in, such as "Nightmare Sisters," go for these:

Return of the Living Dead
Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers
Silent Night, Deadly Night
Night of the Demons

[Doggett]

71) You spend more time daydreaming about a horror hostess than you do about Angelina Jolie, J Lo, Carmeron Diaz, or who ever is chick of the month in the eyes of the press.

72) Your DVD collection means more to you than your family and friends.

[indianasmith]

When you can randomly recite entire passages of dialogue from BILL AND TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE, NINJA BACHELOR PARTY, and THE BLOOD SHED . . . all in one conversation!!

[Mr. DS]

61.)  You've seen Linnea Quigley's exposed breasts in at least 5 different movies. 

66. You buy movies just for Linnea Quigley's breasts.   

I don't have any films of her...
Can someone recommend some ?

Doggett...I'm saddened.     I'll have to send Linnea after you now...

[jimmybob]

74) You frown at computer effects and think to yourself that the effect could be better achieved with puppets.

-Jimmybob

[ghouck]

I'll throw in a vote for "Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-o-Rama" as well.

She never lets 'em free in that one, which I feel is a crime. . 

[ghouck]

75. You see some new technology in Popular Science and think to yourself "They got the idea for that from (insert bad movie title here)"

76. You can name a dozen movies that involve the dead coming back to life in less than two minutes.

[LilCerberus]

(What number are we on?)

- You hit the IMDB & end up making dozens of corrections to the works of Steve Mims... Like anybody cares.

- You just don't have the heart to tell that radicalist, bible-thumping christian what Zardoz really means.

- You ponied up $40 to join the Taaffe O'Connell fan club.

- You've actually spent years looking for some of those movies you find on the $1 DVD racks.

- People tend to assume your witty aphorisms & catch phrases are original

[LilCerberus]

 - You actually want to see the additional works of Timothy Hines & Ikuzo Studios, on the grounds that "their still nowhere near as bad as the Polonia Brothers".

[jimmybob]

82) You break into laughter while watching a film your friends find frightening.

-Jimmybob

[Jack]

83)  Over the years, many friends have browsed through you DVD collection.  Few, if any, have ever asked to borrow anything.

84)  The official studio release of many of your DVD's was just duped from a VHS copy.

[BeyondTheGrave]

85) You can name over 10 movies with the name "Dead" in the title.

[Psycho Circus]

86) Over 60% of your films feature perms.