Main Menu

You know you're a bad movie lover when:

Started by Jack, February 27, 2009, 12:21:25 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

Psycho Circus

Quote from: doggett on March 01, 2009, 12:28:02 PM
Quote from: Circus_Circus on March 01, 2009, 09:07:34 AM
Quote from: The DarkSider on March 01, 2009, 09:04:29 AM
61.)  You've seen Linnea Quigley's exposed breasts in at least 5 different movies. 

66. You buy movies just for Linnea Quigley's breasts.   :tongueout:

I don't have any films of her...
Can someone recommend some ?

WHAT!  :buggedout:

"Return Of The Living Dead" and "Night Of The Demons" are essential!  :wink:

Saucerman

I'll throw in a vote for "Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-o-Rama" as well.

Andrew

Quote from: doggett on March 01, 2009, 12:28:02 PM
Quote
66. You buy movies just for Linnea Quigley's breasts.   :tongueout:

I don't have any films of her...
Can someone recommend some ?

Avoiding the more painful movies she's been in, such as "Nightmare Sisters," go for these:

Return of the Living Dead
Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers
Silent Night, Deadly Night
Night of the Demons
Andrew Borntreger
Badmovies.org

Doggett

71) You spend more time daydreaming about a horror hostess than you do about Angelina Jolie, J Lo, Carmeron Diaz, or who ever is chick of the month in the eyes of the press.

72) Your DVD collection means more to you than your family and friends.
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

indianasmith

When you can randomly recite entire passages of dialogue from BILL AND TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE, NINJA BACHELOR PARTY, and THE BLOOD SHED . . . all in one conversation!!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Mr. DS

#50
Quote from: doggett on March 01, 2009, 12:28:02 PM
Quote from: Circus_Circus on March 01, 2009, 09:07:34 AM
Quote from: The DarkSider on March 01, 2009, 09:04:29 AM
61.)  You've seen Linnea Quigley's exposed breasts in at least 5 different movies. 

66. You buy movies just for Linnea Quigley's breasts.   :tongueout:

I don't have any films of her...
Can someone recommend some ?
Doggett...I'm saddened.   :bluesad:  I'll have to send Linnea after you now...
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

jimmybob

74) You frown at computer effects and think to yourself that the effect could be better achieved with puppets.

-Jimmybob

scottjenner456@yahoo.ca

ghouck

#52
Quote from: Saucerman on March 01, 2009, 12:57:59 PM
I'll throw in a vote for "Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-o-Rama" as well.

She never lets 'em free in that one, which I feel is a crime. .  :bluesad:
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

ghouck

75. You see some new technology in Popular Science and think to yourself "They got the idea for that from (insert bad movie title here)"

76. You can name a dozen movies that involve the dead coming back to life in less than two minutes.

Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

LilCerberus

#54
(What number are we on?)

- You hit the IMDB & end up making dozens of corrections to the works of Steve Mims... Like anybody cares.

- You just don't have the heart to tell that radicalist, bible-thumping christian what Zardoz really means.

- You ponied up $40 to join the Taaffe O'Connell fan club.

- You've actually spent years looking for some of those movies you find on the $1 DVD racks.

- People tend to assume your witty aphorisms & catch phrases are original
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

LilCerberus

 - You actually want to see the additional works of Timothy Hines & Ikuzo Studios, on the grounds that "their still nowhere near as bad as the Polonia Brothers".
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

jimmybob

82) You break into laughter while watching a film your friends find frightening.

-Jimmybob

scottjenner456@yahoo.ca

Jack

83)  Over the years, many friends have browsed through you DVD collection.  Few, if any, have ever asked to borrow anything.

84)  The official studio release of many of your DVD's was just duped from a VHS copy.
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

BeyondTheGrave

85) You can name over 10 movies with the name "Dead" in the title.

Most of all I hate dancing then work,exercise,people,stupidpeople


Psycho Circus

86) Over 60% of your films feature perms.