You know you're a bad movie lover when:

[Javakoala]

No.22 -- When you don't tell anyone about your most recent DVD haul because you are tired of the blank stares and/or eye rolls.

[Ash]

23.) When someone mentions Troma and you know exactly what they're referring to.           (or you own every single Troma film)

[meQal]

24) You own several of the original cuts of the films that appeared on Mystery Science Theater 3000.

25) You get excited when you see the words "Zombie" or "Massacre" in the title

26) Your last five movie purchases made in a store were all from the dollar bargain bin

27) You can name off the top of you head at least 10 films worse than anything Ewe Boll ever made

[Javakoala]

27) You can name off the top of you head at least 10 films worse than anything Ewe Boll ever made

Is that even possible?

[Mr. DS]

28.) You purposely look for a guy holding an assault rifle on the cover of the DVD. 

29.) You start a review site and realize suddenly after 100 or so reviews, you've been doing it for 5 years.   

[Raffine]

30) You've voluntarily seen more than one film by The Polonia Brothers, Andy Milligan, or Al Adamson.

31) You order from a sketchy website so you can see VOODOO MAN  and RETURN OF THE APE MAN- at last.

32) You know the difference between VOODOO BLACK EXORCIST and BLACK VOODOO DOLL FROM HELL.

33) You bought a blender for Count Yorga.

[Mr. DS]

34.) You own, minimally, 5 movies with "dead" in the title.

[Javakoala]

35.)  You shout out, "Ooh, look! That's John Ashley as the crafty playboy!" while watching "The Beverly Hillbillies" with friends and/or family.

[sideorderofninjas]

36.)  When you proclaim, "I got a boxed set of the Streetfighter movies" and have to explain Jean Claude Van-Damme wasn't in any of those movies to your friends...

37.)  You give a copy of Zardoz to a friend for no reason...

[Javakoala]

36.)  When you proclaim, "I got a boxed set of the Streetfighter movies" and have to explain Jean Claude Van-Damme wasn't in any of those movies to your friends...

I had that happen just last night, but then the poser I was talking to is supposed to be SUCH a HUGE Tarantino that I figured he'd know what I was talking about.  Clueless.

[ghouck]

38) You avoid movies because you hear 'normal' people praise them.

39) You've kept copies of bad movies in your car solely for the purpose of giving them to complete strangers because you savor the thought of some unsuspecting person having their world turned upside-down for an hour and a half or so.

40) You mentally group friends, family, and acquaintances into categories like "people that haven't seen Killer Klowns from Outer Space" and "People that haven't seen Naked Lunch" or rate them as what you think they could handle such as "7 1/2 minutes of Poultrygiest" or "15 minutes of Toxic Avenger" or "34 seconds of Bad Taste"

41) You've ever schemed copying a bad movie and disguising the disc as one of a friend/family/significant others' favorite movie in hopes of catching them off guard.

[CheezeFlixz]

42. You think Uwe Boll is a good director.

43. You know who Akdov Telmig is (without looking it up)

44. You look forward the the next Hellraisers

[Dennis]

#45) When you drop what you're doing early on Saturday afternoon because your wife mentions that there is a Godzilla movie on HBO, you watch the last half of "Godzilla 2000" then decide to watch the DVD of the same film and when it's finished you watch "Gojira", ostensibly for comparison purposes, but really just to see more city stomping monster action, then just for the #%@& of it you watch the American version with Raymond Burr. You do all this even though your wife's "you gotta be kidding" statement has escalated to threats of massive blunt force trauma.         

[Doggett]

34.) You own, minimally, 5 movies with "dead" in the title.

Night of the living Dead
Dawn of the Dead
Day of the Dead
Land of the Dead
BrainDead
Dead and Buried
Evil Dead
Evil Dead 2
Dawn of the Dead re-make

YAY! 
I'm in.

I did have Undead but I sold it.
And I never bothered with Diary of the Dead because everyone said it was rubbish. Also, I can't find Return of the living Dead anywhere.

[Kester Pelagius]

27) You can name off the top of you head at least 10 films worse than anything Ewe Boll ever made

Is that even possible?

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