The gun lobby

[AndyC]

"But I am the president! That's no porky! I'm as American as cricket and sticky toffee pudding! Now sod off, you gits!"

[Mr. DS]

"Ok its official...I just shat myself..."

[AndyC]

"Well, it still isn't as scary as being eaten by a white corpuscle."

[Rev. Powell]

"I killed him, I deserve to face the firing squad.  But what did the briefcase do to deserve this?"

[Flangepart]

Okey, Ill open the case. Keep the nuclear launch codes, but leave my ham sandwich alone!

[Neville]

"Alright! Alright! I'll tell them to return those bonuses!" 

[Doggett]

So that's what Kevin Spacey has in his basement. 

[sprite75]

Graduates of the Imperial School of Markmanship showing why that school is known throughout the galaxy as the "Birthplace of the Stormtrooper Effect!"

[The Burgomaster]

"Forgive them Father . . . they know not what they do."

[AndyC]

"All right, I'll say it! You are the Duke of New York, and I love you this much!"

[Nukie 2]

"I read the DIY book on Hanging Dry-Wall, but I ended hanging to dry-wall!"

[Draug]

Jack already regretted that he chose the cheapest way to get rid of his hiccups.

[Pennywise]

Michael Myers' has got a gun!