Diving/dying old man?

[Draug]

"What was the rule again? No swimming for 20 minutes after eating the towel boy?"

"Hey! Look at me! I can manipulate Newton's Law of Gravity."

[Jack]

The resulting tsunami left the parking lot flooded for the remainder of the afternoon.

[AndyC]

"Exhibit A" in a class action against Speedo by many of the other hotel guests.

[sprite75]

This gentleman suffered severe whiplash.

[Doggett]

So thats what Father Christmas does with his time off.

[Texdar]

The crowd was amazed at how long he could hold that pose.

[ds21]

they don't call him 'twinkle toes' for nothin!!!!!

[Mr. DS]

The water was rushed to the hospital seconds after the picture was taken. 

[Saucerman]

Dad?

[Pennywise]

Even the people on the balcony back there got soaked when this man hit the water.