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Started by akiratubo, April 05, 2009, 02:11:23 PM

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akiratubo

April 05, 2009, 02:11:23 PM
A girl is born and her incompetent fairy godmother gives her the "gift" of obedience, meaning that the poor girl will go through life having to do whatever anyone tells her.  Having read that, you've probably already figured out EXACTLY what happens.

Good GRAVY!  Talk about being defeated!  Six minutes flat and I was done.  That beats the previous "Movie That Defeated Me" record, held by a horrible anime called Psychic Force, by nearly two minutes.

Kee-ripes!
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Javakoala

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April 05, 2009, 03:44:46 PM
Quote from: akiratubo on April 05, 2009, 02:11:23 PM
A girl is born and her incompetent fairy godmother gives her the "gift" of obedience, meaning that the poor girl will go through life having to do whatever anyone tells her.  Having read that, you've probably already figured out EXACTLY what happens.

Good GRAVY!  Talk about being defeated!  Six minutes flat and I was done.  That beats the previous "Movie That Defeated Me" record, held by a horrible anime called Psychic Force, by nearly two minutes.

Kee-ripes!

Well, if you at least find Anne Hathaway to be attractive, you can turn down the sound, put on some Barry White and rub out a quick one.  Not recommended if there is family in the room. Trust me, it gets ugly.

sandbagger

#2
April 05, 2009, 04:25:50 PM
Depends on the family.  :buggedout:

indianasmith

#3
April 05, 2009, 06:17:23 PM
Not one of those losers gave Anne the orders I would have . . . .
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

RCMerchant

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April 05, 2009, 06:33:51 PM
The title alone screams "CHICK FLICK!".
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
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Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
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indianasmith

#5
April 05, 2009, 07:41:39 PM
More of a kid flick, actually.  My daughters enjoyed it when it came out . . . I think they were about 11 or so.  It wasn't that awful - I have seen far worse kid movies in my time.

("GORDY!")

NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't say THAT name!!!!!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

RCMerchant

#6
April 05, 2009, 07:53:04 PM
Quote from: indianasmith on April 05, 2009, 07:41:39 PM
More of a kid flick, actually.  My daughters enjoyed it when it came out . . . I think they were about 11 or so.  It wasn't that awful - I have seen far worse kid movies in my time.

("GORDY!")

NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't say THAT name!!!!!

EEAGH!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P6EN4xg6qY..... :cheers:
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

ghouck

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April 05, 2009, 07:57:44 PM
Quote from: indianasmith on April 05, 2009, 06:17:23 PM
Not one of those losers gave Anne the orders I would have . . . .

I would have told her to punch herself in the face,, HARD, , and shave her eyebrows off with a jagged razor, maybe stick a habenero up each nostril, maybe rub some rock salt in her own eyes. . . .or maybe. . .
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Hammock Rider

#8
April 06, 2009, 12:14:26 PM
Aw don't be so hard on Anne, she can't help it. Her parents are pretty pretentious. They named her after Shakespeare's wife after all. She's attractive enough, she just needs to get a little dirty and grounded. Maybe a dose of the ol' Kurt Russell treatment from Overboard. I wouldn't mind seeing a Director's Cut of this movie, if the Director was Russ Meyer. :thumbup: :thumbup:

Ella Enchanted was ok for kids although I thought Anne's character was a bit b***hy, even for her. If you have to watch kids' movies there are plenty better out there.
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metalmonster

#9
April 07, 2009, 01:50:04 PM
I Actually Watched The Entire Movie , I Thought It Was Tolerable But I Wouldn't Watch It Again

metalmonster

#10
April 10, 2009, 07:06:02 PM Last Edit: April 10, 2009, 07:25:01 PM by metalmonster
I Just Heard A Rumor That In Some Of The Scenes Near The End When Ella Is Dancing And Fighting And Stuff , Her Skirt Lifts Up And You Can See Her Private Parts

I Saw Some Screen Captures From These Scenes But They Were Too Blurred To Tell For Sure

Olivia Bauer

#11
April 19, 2009, 02:52:25 PM
A simple child movie. Though the childish nature of this film is high. So what do you do when you are forced to see this movie with a child?

-20 Blair your Ipod, read a book, watch a good movie, play video games, until memories of this film are little

21+  There's only ONE way to forget this...  :cheers:

AndyC

#12
April 22, 2009, 09:18:45 PM
Quote from: Javakoala on April 05, 2009, 03:44:46 PM
Well, if you at least find Anne Hathaway to be attractive, you can turn down the sound, put on some Barry White and rub out a quick one.  Not recommended if there is family in the room. Trust me, it gets ugly.

Anne Hathaway not particularly, but Jane Hathaway! Hoo boy! Pass the hand lotion! :teddyr:
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Javakoala

#13
April 22, 2009, 10:09:25 PM
Quote from: AndyC on April 22, 2009, 09:18:45 PM
Quote from: Javakoala on April 05, 2009, 03:44:46 PM
Well, if you at least find Anne Hathaway to be attractive, you can turn down the sound, put on some Barry White and rub out a quick one.  Not recommended if there is family in the room. Trust me, it gets ugly.

Anne Hathaway not particularly, but Jane Hathaway! Hoo boy! Pass the hand lotion! :teddyr:

You are one scary man.

metalmonster

#14
April 26, 2009, 05:58:19 PM
I've Been Thinking About Reading The Book That The Movie Is Based On
...Maybe It Will Be Better Than The Movie
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