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Doggett

#30
May 02, 2009, 01:01:41 PM
"Tell Circus all he has to do to get back to the 80's is - EEAARRGGHHHHHH.............."
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Javakoala

#31
May 02, 2009, 01:30:11 PM
"But I have dinner cooking in the slow cooker...on High."

or

"You know, this didn't work the last eight times. What makes you think you can take down El Gato this time, fool."

AnubisVonMojo

#32
May 10, 2009, 09:12:53 PM
"Kiss my black ass..." :tongueout:

"Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead
"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons
"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge

ghouck

#33
May 10, 2009, 11:15:41 PM
"Kill, me, torture me, whatever you want, but it will NOT change the fact that I boned your mom. Yep, quite the tramp she is, just ask any man, or most women, some farm animals, the aliens in area 51, Bigfoot, the Loch Ness monster, King King, the ancient Egyptians, that giant oak tree in your front yard. . . "
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

ChuckSplatt

#34
May 11, 2009, 01:55:04 AM
Funny Games was REALLY good.
They did a good job making you want to BEAT the head yuppie beyond recognition.

Prey they don't come to my home to suck on my shotgun.

Doggett

#35
May 11, 2009, 05:50:27 AM
Tell Circus, ghouck, JJ80, The Darksider and the Rev that I love them...not in a gay way or anything...platonic man love...
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Doggett

#36
May 11, 2009, 01:15:42 PM
Quote from: doggett on May 11, 2009, 05:50:27 AM
Tell Circus, ghouck, JJ80, The Darksider and the Rev *that I love them...not in a gay way or anything...platonic man love...

*...and RC :wink:
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Doc Daneeka

#37
May 11, 2009, 08:50:34 PM
"Oh.... Oh.... Oh, Doggett... Why did you never return my feelings... I-- AAAAARGH!!! *splat*" :bluesad:

https://www.youtube.com/user/silverspherechannel
For the latest on the fifth installment in Don Coscarelli's Phantasm saga.

ZorakTheMusician

#38
May 11, 2009, 11:44:47 PM
Killer: Anything to say?
Me: "...Groovy"
*Splat*
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Doggett

#39
May 12, 2009, 07:01:21 AM
Quote from: Mr. Briggs Inc. on May 11, 2009, 08:50:34 PM
"Oh.... Oh.... Oh, Doggett... Why did you never return my feelings... I-- AAAAARGH!!! *splat*" :bluesad:


:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

wickednick

#40
May 15, 2009, 08:41:43 AM Last Edit: May 15, 2009, 08:50:34 AM by wyckednick
Your going to think of me the next time you have sex

Go ahead the heart monitor in my chest will detect that I am dead, triggering the explosives planted in the house

You have the safety on



Smells like popcorn and shame

Saucerman

#41
May 15, 2009, 10:13:34 AM
Grab the killer by the collar and rasp, "Avenge me!" before dying. 

Psycho Circus

#42
May 16, 2009, 09:14:18 AM
"Everybody Wang Chung Tonight"

ER

#43
May 20, 2009, 01:17:20 AM
"It is so rape if they're dead."
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Leah

#44
March 24, 2010, 09:59:20 PM
"You know what, I will EMBRACE death, I'm not afraid to met him and live in Hell! oh yeah, here's the real reason why the don sent you- the don has also put a hit on you! HAHAHAHA, i need a Nos now."
yeah no.
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